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Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Pappu Police Station ja kar:
“Mujhe Phone par Jaan se Maarne ki Dhamki Mil rahi hai.

Inspector: Kon de raha hai?

Pappu: K-Electric Wale,
Kehte hen Bill nahi Bhara to “Kaat” Denge.. ;-p 😀

Hahhaha

 

Best way to Save Phone Battery..

“Agar Aap Apny Phone Ki
Battery Save Rakhna Chahty Hen To
Aap Ko Chahiye K
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Apny Papa K Sath Betha Karen..” 😉

Ab Thank You Bol Ker Sharminda Mat Ker Yaar. ;-p

 

Himesh Ka Kutta Ghar Se Bhaag Gaya.

Dusray Kutton Ny Waja Puchi To Us Ny Kaha:

“Yaar, Roz Raat Ko Ghar Per
Gaane Ki Practice Himesh Kerta Tha Aur
Subha Log Mujhy Maarte Thy..” 😀

Hahahha

 

Jungle Me Sapera Been Liye
Betha Tha..

Gaur Farmaiye Ga..

Jungle Me Sapera Been Liye
Baitha Tha,,

Saanp Aur Bhi Kamina Tha
Wo
Earphone Lagaye Betha Tha.. 😀

 

Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Pappu Ko Us K Dost Ny Msg Kiya:
“Oye Joke Bhej.”

Pappu Ny Reply Kiya:
Me Padhai ker reha hun.
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Thori Dair Baad Dost Ka Phir Msg Aya..
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“Hahahaha
Mast hai Yaar!
Isi Tarha K 2,4 Aur Bhej Jaldi..”

Hadd hai Yaar.. 😉

 

Dost Pappu Se:
Kal Tum Apni GF ke Sath Date Per Gaye Thy,
Kiya Huaa..??

Pappu: I Told Her,
If U luv me, kal BLACK pehen k aana.

Wo RED pehen k aayi.
Mujhe Bohat Bura laga..

Magar Jab Wo Coffee Uthane Jhuki
to Mujhy Pata Chala K,
Wo to Mujhe andar se Piyar karti hai. 😉

 

Aansu Tere Nikle aur Aankhe Meri hon..
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Dil Tera Dharke Aur Dhadkan Meri ho..
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Khuda kare Piyar Apna Itna Gehra ho,

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Log Tujhe Peeten Jab Ghalti Meri Ho.. ;-p 😀

Hahhahaha

 

Question: “Gawaar” Kis Ko Kehte Hen.?

Answer: Jo “Anguthe” Ka Istemal Krta Hai,
Wese is Waqt Kahin Aap To
Anguthe Ka EstmaaL Nahi Ker Rahe Ho.?

Hhahaha

 

Pappu Dost se:
Yaar Mene Apni Girlfriend ko
Uski Birthday pe Apni Behan ki
New Diamond Ring Chori ker k Gift me di.
.
Dost (Thappad maar kar):
Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharidi
thi Mene..
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Pappu: Saale Marta Q hai
Tere Ghar hi to Wapis gai hai. ;-p

Oo Teriii… 😀

 

Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Pappu K Abba Ny Pappu Ko Ghusse Me 2,3 Thappar Maare,
Phir Baad Me Afsos Hua To Sorry Keh Diya..

Pappu: Abba Ek Kaghaz Le,
Us Ko Achi Tarha Roll Ker Phir Usko Khol Aur Bata
Kiya Wo Pehly Jesa Hai??

Abba: Nahi

Pappu: Rishty Bhi Aise Hi Hoty Hen,
Sorry Kerny Se Kuch Bhi Pehly Jesa Nahi Rehta.

Abba: Bahar Mera Scooter Khara Hai
Ja Ker Usko Ek Kick Maar Aur Bata K Wo Start Hua??

Pappu: Nahi

Abba: Ab 3,4 Kick Maar.

Pappu: Ab Start Ho Gaya.

Abba: Tu Bhi Wohi Scooter Hai,
Kaghaz Nahi..
Uth Beghairtaa, Wadda Aya Ashfaq Ahmad da Puttar.. ;-p 😀