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Kaash K Dil Ki Bhi Mardam Shumari Hoti

..Aye Dost..

Pata Chalta K Kis K Dil Me Kitni Abadi Hai..

 

Aaj Mardam Shumari Walay Mere Ghar Bhi Aaye Thy..

Mujhy Se Bivi Bachon Ka Naam Pucha To
Me Ny Roty Huwe Kameez k Tooty Button Dikhaye..

Unhon Ny Mere Aansu Ponchay Aur..
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“Kunwara” Likh Ker Chaly Gaye.. 😀

 

Ek Behra Scootr Kheech k leja raha tha.

2nd Behra: Kyun Petrol Khatam
Ho Gaya Kya.?

1st Behra: Nahi Yaar,
Petrol Khatam ho gaya.

2nd Behra: Acha, Mujhe Laga
Petrol Khatam Hogya.. 🙂

 

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Wife Ko Impress Kerny ka Aasan Tariqa..
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Abay Pehly Wife To Le Aa
Musalal Kunwara Kahin Ka.. ;-p
Wife hai jo Tariqa Dhoond Raha hai..??
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Jazbaat to Dekho Aaj Kal k Bachon ke?.. 😀

 

Yaar Ek Sawal Puchna Tha..

Magar Dar Lag Raha Hai K Aap
Naraz Na Ho Jaen..

To Phir Puchun..??

Sawal Ye Hai K,
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Mardam Shumari Me
“Bhutto” Ka Indraj Bhi Ho Ga Kiya..??
😀

 

Hamesha Hansny Walon Ko Bhi Gham Ho Sakta Hai..

Wah Wah..

Hamesha Hansny Walon Ko Bhi Gham Ho Sakta Hai..

Koi Bhi Lawaris Saman Na Uthana Dosto,,
Us Me BOMB Ho Sakta Hai.. 😀

 

Girl To Shopkeeper: Mujhy Calculator Chahiye.

Shopkeeper: “CASIO” ?

Girl: Me Theek Hun Aap Kese Hen.. 🙂

Hhahaha

 

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Ek New Vacuum Salesman Ny Derwazy Per Dastak Di.

Ek Lady Ny Derwaza Khola.
Salesman Jaldi Se Ander Gaya Aur Apny Bag Se
Kachra Aur Gober Carpet Per Phela Diya Aur Kaha:

“Madam Agar Me Ny Apny
Powerful Vacuum Cleaner Se
Ye Sab 3 Minute Me Saaf Na
Ker K Dikhaya To Me Isay Kha Jaun Ga..”

Lady: Kiya Aap Is K Sath Ketchup Lena Pasand Karen Gy??

Salesman: Wo Q Madam??

Lady: QK Yahan
Electricity Problem Ki
Waja Se Kal Se Light Nahi Hai.. 😉

Moral:
Ziyada Over Smart Banny Se Bhi
Banday Ki Beztii Kharab Ho Jati Hai.. 😀

Hahhaha

 

Postman Knocked The Door:
“Ting Tong..”
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A Kid Came With Cigarette In Mouth &
Beer In Hand..
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Postman: Papa Hen..??
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Kid: Abe Bhootni K,
Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai k
Mera Baap Ghar Pe Hoga.. 😉 😀

Hahhaha

 

Ek Faqeer Rupay Jama kerane Bank gaya..

Officer: Ye Note Bilkul Phata hua hai, Dusra do.

Faqeer: Abe Me Apne A/c me Jama kar raha hun,
Phata karun ya Naya, Tujhe kya Matlab hai Bay. 😉

Hahhaha