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Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Pintu: Papa Kiya Hamary Pados Waly
Uncle Ka Naam “Dear” Hai??
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Papa: Nahi Beta, Per
Aap Q Puch Rahy Ho.??
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Pintu: QK Jab Aap Ghar Per
Nahi Hoty To Mummy Unhen
“Dear” Keh Ker Bulati Hen.. 😀

 

Baap: Beta Facebook Aur
WhatsApp K Bahar Bhi Ek Dunya Hai
Tum Dekho To Sahi..

Son: Oh Really Papa..
Aap Mujhy “Link” Bhej Den,
Me Search Ker Dekh Lunga..

 

Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Bivi Ny Ek Din Apny Shoher Ka
Mobile Check Kiya..

Us Me Naam Is Tarha Save Thy..

“Aankhon Ka Elaj,
Dil Ka Elaj,
Honton Ka Elaj..”

Bivi Ny Ghusse Me Jab
Apna Number Milaya To
Likha Tha..
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“La-Elaj”.. 😀

 

2 Logon Ko Kabhi Gaali Nahi Deni Chahiye..

1 Wo Jo Facebook Per Aapko Bura Bhala Keh Raha Ho,,
(Kyun K Bechara Real Me Aap Ka Kuch Nahi Bigaad Sakta..)
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2 Jo Paper Mer Aapka Viva Le Raha Ho,
( Kyun K Aap Uska Kuch Nahi Bigaad Sakty.. 😀

 

Ek Larki Khari Thi..

Wo Na To SMS Ker Rahi Thi Aur
Na Hi Call Ker Rahi Thi
Phir Bhi Us Ka Balance Ja Raha Tha..

Pata hai Kyun..??
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Ary Yaar Wo
Ek Paaun Per Khari Thi Na.. 🙂 😀

 

Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Pappu Udaas Betha Tha..

Dost: Lagta Hai K Exam Me
Fail Any Per Tumhen Papa Se
Bohat Daant Pari Hai..

Pappu: Nahi Yaar,
Papa Ny Bas Itna Hi Kaha K
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“Big Boss Chahty Hen K
Aap Apna Mobile Aur
Laptop Hamen De Den.. 🙁
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Bas Yaar Tab Se Khud Ko
Kunwara Kunwara Mehsus Ker Raha Hun.. 😀

 

Khamosh Palkon Me Jab Aansu Bhar Aaty Hen..

Aap Ko Kiya Pata Aap Kitny Yaad Aaty Hen..

Hum Aaj Bhi Usi Morr Per Kharay Hen,
Aye Dost..!
Jahan Aap Ny Kaha Tha…
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“Thehro, Hum Samosay Le Ker Aaty Hen.. 😀
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(,”)/ Bata Yaar,
<)( Ye Koi Sharafat Hai..??

 

Zindagi Se Agar Bohat Ziyada
Pareshan Ho To
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Ek Lambi Rassi Lo..
Usay Ek Darakht Se Bandh Lo.
Phir,
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Us Per Latak Ker
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Jhoola Jhoolo.. 😀

Enjoy Kero Yaar..
Zindagi Bohat Qeemti Hai.. 🙂

 

Dost: Aunty Pappu Ghar Per Hai??

Aunty: Haan Hai, Maggie Kha Raha Hai.
Kiya Tumhen Bhi Bhook Lagi Hai??

Dost: Haan Aunty.

Aunty: Tum Bhi Apny Ghar Se Kha Ker Aa jao.. 😀