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Dost: Yaar Tu Itni Jaldi Kese Uth Jata Hai.??

Pappu: Yaar Me Ny To “Honey Singh” Ka
Vol-1 Apny Mobile Me Ring Tone Per Set Ker Liya Hai.
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Is Se Pehly K Wo
Sahi Se Bajna Start Ho,
Me Khud Hi Uth Jata Hun.. 😀

 

Wife:
Agar Me Moti Ho Gai To
Tab Bhi Kiya Tum Mujh Se
Itna Hi Piyar Kero Gy.??

Husband:
Hergiz Nahi.
Me Ny Sirf Sukh Dukh Me
Sath Nibhany Ka Wada Kiya Tha.. 🙂 😀

Hhahaha

 

Larki: Maa Tum Ny Kaha Tha K
Mard K Dil Me Jany Ka Rasta
Aankhon Se Ho Ker Jata Hai..?

Maa: Haan Beta.

Larki: Magar Mujhy Ek Larky Ny
Kal “Dusra Rasta” Bhi Dikha Diya Hai.. 🙂

 

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Judge: Tum Apni Safaai Me Kiya Kehna Chahty Ho??

Chor: Janab Meri Safaai Ka Haal Bohat Hi Bura Hai.
Me Jail Me 6 Mahiny Se Band Tha,
Na Nahaya Na Dhoya..
Is Liye Apni Safaai Me Kuch Nahi Keh Sakta.. 🙂

 

Chuhon Ki Foj Talwaren Le Ker Bhaag Rahi Thi..

Shair Ny Pucha:
Kahan Bhaag Rahy Ho??

Chuha: Hathi Ki Beti Ko
Kisi Ny “Love Letter” Bheja Hai,,
Aur
Naam Hamara Aaraha Hai,
Khuda Ki Qasam! Lashen Bicha Dengay.. 🙂

 

Admi Molvi Se:
Molana Sahab Meri Bivi
Maikay Chali Gai Hai, Me Kiya Kerun??

Molvi Jaldi Se Boly:
2 Rakaat Namaz Nafil Shukrana.

 

Ek Faqeer Ny Aawaz Lagai:
“Behan Roti De Do Bhook Lagi Hai”

Ghar Se Aawaz Aai:
“Teri Behan Mekay Gai Hai,
Tera Behnoi Bhi Bhooka Hai”
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Faqeer Ny Kaha:
Bhai Andar Q Bethy Ho?
Bahar Aao Dono Mil Ker Aawaz Lagaty Hen,
Allah Karam Kary Ga.. 😀

 

Larki Agar Sath Ho To
HOTEL KA BILL..

Larki Agar Door Ho To
PHONE KA BILL..

Aur Agar Larki Chhor Ker Chali Gai Ho To
SHARAB KA BILL..

Is Liye Na Lagao Dil,
Na Aaye Ga Bill.. 🙂

 

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Bivi Mobile Hai To
Shoher Sim Card..

Dono Mile to Huwa Recharge..
Beta Huwa to Incoming,
Beti Huwi to Outgoing..

Agar Twins Huwe to Bonus talktime..
kuch na Huwa to Network Problem.. 🙂

Hahhahaha

 

Admi Dukandar Se:
Is Underwear Ki Kiya Guarantee Hai??

Dukandar: Janab Aap 10ve Manzil Se
Chhalang Lagaen,
Aap Ki Gaa*d Phat Jaye Gi,
Magar Ye Nahi Phaty Ga.. 😀

 

Ek Admi K Daant Me Keera Lag Gaya..
Wo Doctor K Paas Gaya..

Doctor: Aap 4 Din Sirf Doodh Biscuit Khao,
Aur 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Lo..

Admi Ny Aisa Hi Kiya..
5ve Din Sirf Doodh Piya To
Keera Bahar Nikal Ker Bola:
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“Saaly Aaj Biscuit Khana Bhool Gaya Hai Kiya??”