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whatsapp funny jokes

Ek Larka Jim Gaya Aur
Coach se Pucha:
“Me Apni Girlfriend ko Impress kerna Chahta Hun,
Mujhy Kon si machine Istemal kerni chahiye?”

Coach: ATM Machine..:-p

 

Doctors Operation k Baad
Aur
Students Papers k Baad
Ek hi Jumla Bolty Hen..

“Kuch Keh Nahi Sakty, Bas Dua Kerna”..:-)

 

Pakistani Media Indian Prime Minister Modi se:

“Aap Pakistan Q Aye”??

Modi: Yaar Aap Logon ny Bola Tha,
,
Mujhy Dushman k Bachon ko Parhana Hai,
,
,
Wo hi Puchny Aya Tha K
Admission Kab Shuroo hongy..:-p:)

 

Mazaaq ki Bhi Koi Hadd Hoti Hai,

Faraz,,

Me Girlfriend k Sath Road per Ja raha Tha k

Dost Samny Aaker Bola:
“Kal Wali Ziyada Achi Thi.;-p”

(,”)/
<)(‘ Kamina
_//_ Akele Me Bata Deta.:-(

 

whatsapp funny jokes

Kehty hen k Ek Larki k Parhny se Sara Ghar
TaleemYafta ho jata Hai,

Lekin,

Us Larki k College jany se
jo 10 Larky Fail ho jaty hen,

Us ka Zimmedar Kon Hai..;-p

 

Meera: Oh God! Circles are coming in My Head,
Give Me a Bullet.

Noker: Kiya Matlab Madam?

Meera: Uff U Pandoos,
Mere Sir me Chakkar arahy hen,
Koi Goli(Dawa) De Do..;-p

 

Beti: Maa, Gaaun me Fauji Aye hen.

Maa: Ander aja, Inki Niyat Bohat Kharab hoti hai.

Beti: Maa, Fauji Pakistani Hen.

Maa: To Phir Bakri ko bhi Ander Le Aa…:-p

 

OX: Kiya Bolti tu.
Cow: Kiya Me Bolun?

Ox: Sun.
Cow: Suna.

Ox: Chalti kiya Ghaushala.
Cow: Kiya Kerun Aky me Ghaushala?

Ox: Mundi Hilaengy,
Ghaas Chabaengy,
Gober Felaengy Or Kiya?…;-p

 

Munna Bhai: Aye Circuit, Ye Bagla Ek Taang Utha k kaeko Sota hai??

Circuit: Simple Bhai,
Bole to Agar Bagla Dusri Taang bhi Utha le ga to
Gir Jaye ga…;-p

 

Munna Bhai: Yaar Circuit, Apun ko Ek Nurse se Piyar hogyla hai.
Love Letter me Kiya Likhun??

Circuit: Simple Bhai, Likhny ka
“DEAR SISTER
I LOVE U
MUNNA BHAI”…:-p

 

Munna Bhai: American Rastrapati sala Kahan Rehta Hai?

Circuit: Dhobi Ghaat pe.

Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat Bole to..

Circuit: Bhai English me Isko Washington Kehty hen…;-p

 

Munna Bhai: Abay Circuit! Ye Doctor Log Operation se Pehly
Patient ko Behosh Q Kerty hen??

Circuit: Bhai, Bole to Patient Operation Seekh Gaya
to Doctor Logon ki to
Watt Lag Jaye Gi..;-p

 

whatsapp funny jokes

Bihari Babu: Aray O Doctor,
Kesi Nasbandi kiye ho Hamri,
Bivi fir se Maa banny Wali Hai..

Doctor: Burbak, Hum Nasbandi tuhaar Kiye hen,
Poore Bihaar ki Naahi..;-p

 

Amma : Doctor Sahab, Mera beta Bike se Gir Gaya.

Doctor: I Don’t Know hindi, Plz Tell me in Eng.

Amma: My Londa gironda from Hero Honda,
Broken Haddi Ker de Patti..;-p

 

Sahafi: Saaen Aap ny Sindhiyon ko Ajrak aur Sindhi Topi k Siwa Aur Kiya Diya Hai??

?

Qaim Ali Shah:

Hum ny Sindhiyon ko Kabhi na Merny Wala Bhutto Bhi To Diya Hai,
Wo Aap Ko nazar Nahi Ata..;-p