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whatsapp funny jokes

Me: Bhai need ur support,
She is online n said i love u,
Kiya krun??

Lawyer: Bhai sab se pehly screen shot ly,
Documentation bht zaroori ha..:-D

 

Height Of Facebook Updates..!

“Suhaag Raat Hai, Ghunghat Utha Raha hun Me..”

125 Likes,

1 Comment: Bhai Update Kerty Rehna,
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Hum Online Hen..;-p:)

 

Pehle zamane Ki Ladkiya,
Dua Parh ke Soti Thi
Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage.
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.21st Century Ki Ladkiya..
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Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti He,
Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage.

 

whatsapp funny jokes

1997 Ki Larkiyan Kehti thin:
“Agar Tum Mil Jao,
Zamana Chor Dengy Hum”
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Aur

2016 Ki larkiyan Kehti Hen:
“Agar Tum Mil Jao,
Purana Chor Dengy Hum”..:-p

Isi Liye Kehty Hen,
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Jab Tak Larki Kanwari Hai,
Na Tumhari Hai,
Na Hamari Hai,

Bas Ye Hi Samjho k
Sarkari Hai..:-)

Hahaha

 

Larki: Mardon Ki Bewafai Se Tang A Kar Dil Karta Hai K Kisi Kutay Say Shadi Kar Loon.
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Larka: Ye Tajarba Be Nazeer Ne Bhi Kiya Tha.Aaj Natija Pura Pakistan Bhugat Raha Hai..:-)

 

Height Of KaminaPan..!

A Boy Listening To Extremely Sad Song and Thinking,,
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Kon Si Wali Ko Yaad Kerun Yaar..;-(

 

whatsapp funny jokes

Najumi: Tumhari Zindagi me 14 Larkiyan Aaen gi.

Larka Khush ho ker: Wah Kiya Baat Hai.

Najumi: Ziyada Khush mat ho,
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Un 14 Larkiyon me se
13 Tumhari Betiyan
Aur Ek Bivi ho gi..;-p

Ab Bolo Wah Wah..:)

 

Duniya me Un hi Logon ka

Sar Ooncha Rehta hai,

Jin ke Pass,
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Whatsapp Nahi Hai..;-p

 

Judge: Tum ny Shop se Haar Q Churaya??

Chor: Janab Me Wahan se Guzar raha tha,
Shop per Likha Tha,
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“Aisa Sunehri Moqa Phir Nahi Aye Ga”…;-p

 

Aurten Shadi k Baad Anghuthiyan Aur Zevar pehanti hen.
Ta K,
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Pata Chal Saky k Wo
Shadi Shuda hen..

Jab K,
Mard Hazrat ko Is ki Zarurat hi Nahi Parti,,

Un ki Shakal se Hi Pata Chal Jata Hai..;-p:)

 

Beta Apny Doctor Baap se:
“Abba Me Ny Aap k Bohat Purany Mareez Raja Sahab ka
Ilaaj ker k un ko Theek ker diya Hai”

Baap Ghusse se: Tera Bera Gharq,
Abay Usi k Paison se to Me ny
Tum Behan Bhaiyon Ko Doctor Banaya Tha..:-p