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whatsapp funny jokes

Kehty Hen k Insan Ko
Sab Se Ziyada Takleef
Mohabbat Me Dil Tootny Per Hoti Hai.
.
Per Mera Zati Khayal Ye Hai k,
,
,
Dhoop Me Khari Motor Cycle Per
Bethny Se Bhi
Cheekhen Nikal Jati Hen..;-p

 

Judge: Tum Ny Maqtool Ko Pani Me Zehar Mila Ker Q Diya?

Mulzim: Janab, Us Ny Khud Kaha Tha K
Aisa Pani Pilao K
Thanda Ho Jaun…;-p

 

Allah Ki Rehmat Hoty Hen Wo Mehman,
Jo
Sary Biscuits Aur
Samosay Kha K Nahi Jaty..:-p

Have A Nice Day

 

whatsapp funny jokes

Jailer: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!

Jailer: Q Hans Rahe ho?

Sardar: Me to Uthta hi Subha 9 Baje Hun…;-p

 

Ek Amreeki Foji ko Rasty Me Chiraag Para Huwa Mila.

Us ny Jese Hi Chiraag ko Utha Ker Ragra,
,
Ek Dhamaka Huwa Aur
Wo Wahin Mar Gaya.
.
.
Moral:-
Kuch Cheezen “Aladeen” Ki Nahi
“Mujahideen” Ki Bhi Hoti Hen..;-p

 

Ek Sheikh Ko Current Lag gaya.

Bivi: Sartaj Aap Theek to Hen??

Sheikh: Mujhy Goli Maar,
Jaldi se Bahar Ja Ker Dekh,
,
“Meter Per Kitny Unit Gir Gaye Hen?”..;-p

 

Police Waly ny Larki ko Aankh Mari.

Larki Ghusse se:
Me Aisi Wesi Larki Nahi Hun.

Police Wala: Wo Baat to Theek Hai,
,
,
Magar Check Kerna To
Hamara Farz Banta hai..;-p:)

 

Molvi:
Batao Jo Log Ghalat Kaam
Krty hen Wo Kahan Jaty Hen?

Larki(Sharmate Huwe):
Shaher K Log
Hotel Me
Or Gaa0n K Log
Kheet0n
Me Jaty Hen…;-p:)

 

whatsapp funny jokes

Duniya me Unhi Logon ka

Sar Ooncha hai,
Jin ke pass
,
Whatsapp nai hai…;-p:)

 

Ek Kashti Toofan me Phans Gai.

Captan: Kisi ko Toofan se Bachny ki Dua Yaad Hai??

Molvi: Mujhy Yaad Hai.

Captan:
Tum Dua Mango,
,
Hamaray Pass
1 Life Jacket Kam Hai…;-p

 

7 Peer Babay Alag Alag Chataai per Bethy thy..

Larka Peer se: BabaJi, MBA ker Liya hai,
Ab Agay Kiya Kerun??
.
.

Baba Dusray Sathi Se:
Ek Aur Chataai Laga Bhai K Liye”…;-p

 

A Man was reading financial times.

Headlines: “Microsoft buys Yahoo Messenger for $ 8.5 billion…”

He says: “O teri…
Kharida Q? Download kar leta paglay..;-p