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1 Kanjus Hath me Chaku se cut maar rha tha

Bivi: Kiya ker rahe ho?

Kanjus: DETTOL ki shishi Toot gyi h

Aise hi thori waste hony dengy,
Tu b Ungli kaat le…;-p

 

Us Ny Mujhy Raat Ko Qabrustan me
Akela Chorr Diya Ye Keh Ker,,

Faraz,,

Jab Piyar Kiya To Darna Kiya..

(,”)/
<)(‘ Dekh Yaar,
Piyar Kerta Hun,

Kaala Jadu Thori..;-(

 

Pakistani Mard Sab Se Ziyada Maafi Kis Se Mangty Hen??

Nahi Pata..?

Ans:
“Faqeeron Se”
.
.
Aur Aap Kiya Samjhy
Bivi Se??

Wese Aap Bhi Apni Jaga Theek Ho Yaar..;-p

 

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If “Mmuwaah” is a Kiss,,

Then..

“KalMmuaah”
,
Must be a Kiss Promised for Tomorrow…;-p

Hahaha

 

2 Amriki Scientist Pakistan Aye.

Aur Us Waqt Be-Hosh Ho Gaye,

Jab Unhen Pata Chala K,
,
,
,
,

CHAPPAL Ulti Pari Hony Se

Ghar Me Laraai Ho Jati Hai…;-p

 

Ab Tak Dil-e-Khush Feham Ko Tujh Se Hen Umeeden,,

Ye Aakhri Shamen Bhi Bujhany K Liye Aa..!
,
,
,
Tashreeh..

Is Sher Me Shaayar
Dheet Ban Ker
Phir Match Dekhny Beth Gaya Hai..;-p

 

Girls College K Bahar
Blast K Baad
Geo Reporter Larki Se:
“Jab Bomb Gira
To Kiya Wo Ek Dam Se Phat Gaya”?

Zakhmi Larki Ghusse Se:

Ji Nahi,

Wo Rengta Hua
Mere Qareeb Aya,

Aur
Nihayat Adab Se,

Piyar Se,

Aur
Sharma Ker

Bola

Baji !!
THAAA..;-p

 

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Mera Dost Kehta Tha:
“Jaan Bhi mango Gy To Haazir Hai”

Aaj Wo Apni Girlfriend Ko Jaan Kehta Hai,

Aur

Me Mangun To Galiyan Deta Hai.:-(

Jhoota Kahin Ka..;-p

 

Faqeer:
Koi Babay ko Roti Khila Do,
Baba Chawal Bhi Kha Leta Hai,
Baba Ice Cream Aur Bottle Bhi Pi Leta Hai.

Ghar K Andar Se Ek Moti Larki Boli:
Baba Jootay Bhi Kha Leta Hai?

Faqeer:
Nahi Beta,
Babay Ko Sakht Ghiza Mana Hai…;-p

 

1 Larki ki Shaadi Hui…

Garmi bohat thi.

Aap Yaqeen karo.

Doosry Din he unke Ghar

BACHI HUI.

Biryani Kharab Ho Gai.

Hahahahaha 🙂

 

Actor Meera Apna Result Card Dekh Ker:

“Oh Me Fail Ho Gai,
Wo Bhi English Me.
Dispossible.”…;-p

 

Doctor: Cigarette Bohat Khatarnak Hai.
Ye Insan Ko Ahista Ahista Maar deti Hai.

Charsi:
To Theek Hai Na,
Hamen konsa Jaldi hai..;-p

Hahaha