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whatsapp funny jokes

Kabhi Kabhi Merey Dil me Khayal Aata hai,

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Hahaha
Khayal Dhoond rahay ho ?

Aaj nahi Aaya,
Kabhi Kabhi aata hai…;-p

 

Zindagi me Sirf PAANA hi
Sab kuch Nahi hota,
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Us ke sath Hathori, Pilaas,
or Pech-kas bhi
Hone Chahiye …;-p

Hahaha

 

Cat: Tum Kitny Saal k Ho?

Elephant: 5 Saal Ka.

Cat: Tum Itnay Baray kese ho gaye?

Elephant: NIDO Pita Hun. Behtreen Nashonuma ki 10 Khubiyon Wala.
Aur Tumhari Umar Kiya Hai?

Cat: 30 Saal.

Elephant: Tum Itni Choti Q Ho?

Cat: Ponds Cream Lagati Hun.
Barhti Umar Jese Tham Si Gai Hai..;-p

Hahaha

 

whatsapp funny jokes

Judge: How can you prove
you were not Speeding your Car?

Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my Wife from Her Mother’s Home!

Judge: That’s all, Case Dismissed..:-p

 

Kuch Rishtay

Naswaar Ki Tarha Hoty Hen,,

Thori Si Ziyada Rakh Lo To
,
Sar Per Charh Jaty Hen…;-p

 

Kal Achanak Wi-fi ka Signal Band ho gaya,
Phir kuch chhaanbin karny per
Pata chala k,
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Parosi ny Bill nahi Bhara.
Duniyan me bhi kese kese
Kangal aur Ghair-Zimmedar Log Rehty Hen.
Poora Din Kharab ho gaya Yaar..;-p

 

Duniya Me 2 Network Sab Se
Fast Hen..

1- Email,
,
,
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2- Female..;-p

Ek Minute Me Baat
Idhar Ki Udhar..:)

 

Totla SMS..:)

Thalaam

Ye 1 Aita SMS Hai Jo
Athay Bhaly Intan to
Totla Tal Deta Hai.
Aap Laath Totish talo
pil be Aap aithay hi Palo de
totla ban te..

Hanto Mat Padal..;-p

 

What Is The Difference Between
A Good Lawyer and
A Great Lawyer?

A Good Lawyer knows the Law.

A Great Lawyer knows the Judge…;-)

 

whatsapp funny jokes

Zindagi ki Race me agar 1st Aana chahte ho to,
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Uska Ek hi Secret hai
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Kisi ko Batana Mat plz,
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Akele Bhago,,
Hamesha 1st Hi Aaoge..;-p

Hahaha

 

Kaan Main Ek Suraakh To Pehle He Hota Hai.

Larkiyan Khud se 3,4 Aur Bhi Karwa Leti Hain.

Aur

Suntin Woh Phir Bhi Kisi Ki Nahin. 🙂

 

Spiderman
Batman
sabne apne suit ko phek diya, Kyoki
Jaab unhone dekha
K

In South Indian Movies
1 Mukka me 10 Gunde dher
1 Kick me 20 Gunde dher

Hero ki 1 pair ki dhamak se 20-30 Scorpio palat jate hen

200-300 Mustande Gunde 2-3 second dhool chatne lagte hen

Hero Gunde ki Pitai-Dhulai ese karta hai
Jese Dhobi Ghaat par kapry dhulty hen….;-p

 

Ek Bewafa
Ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAAM Utha Liya
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.
Phir Lagaya Bread Pe
Aur fatafat
Kha liya.

Moral:
Sare AASHIQ Sharabi NaHI HOTE.
KUCH BHUKE BHI HOTE HEN…:-)

Happy Sunday

 

Friday is like Dating,

Saturday is like Marriage;

Sunday is like Honeymoon;

And

Monday to Thursday is like Married Life…;-p