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very funny jokes in hindi

Modern Mehmangiri..

When Guests Visit your Home,
You should be a Good Host
And ask:
“Kya lenge..?
Chai..?
Cold Drink..?
Ya,
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Wi-Fi Password ?”..;-D

 

Doctor: Mrs.Sheena Good News 4 U
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Girl: What do U Mean by Mrs?
I’m Miss Sheena
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Doctor: Miss Sheena,
Bad News 4 U..

Jo Samajh gaya,
Thoko Like,
Baki Pogo dekho Pogo Bhai..;-p:)

Hahaha

 

Doctor To Young Girl: Kiya Khaya Tha??

Girl: I eat Burger, Coke, French Fries & Pizza.

Doctor Ghusse Se:
Ye Facebook Nahi Hai Sahi Batao??

Girl: Ji “TINDAY AALOO”…;-p

Hahaha

 

very funny jokes in hindi

Doctor: Aap ki Beemari ka Andaza lagana Mushkil hai,

Shayad ye Nashay ki waja se hai,

Mareez: Theek hai,
Me Us Waqt Aunga jab Aap Nashay me nahi hongy..;-p

 

Kese Mumkin Tha Kisi Aur DAWA Se Ilaaj,,

Ishq Ka DARD Tha Ammi ki Chappal Se Hi Aram Aya..;-)

<(“,)
*((>* Uooeee
_<<, Ammi Aahista
Aashiq Hun,
Laal Baig Nahi…;-p

 

Aaj Me Mobile K Baghair
Washroom Gaya
To Pata Chala
k Wahan,
,
,
,
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82 Tiles
Lagi Hui Hen…;-p

Hahaha

 

Rajnikant’s Next Project.
TITANIC in Tamil.

Climax revised.
Both Survive.

Rajni Swims Atlantic Ocean.
Heroine in 1 Hand and
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Titanic in the Other..;-)

 

very funny jokes in hindi

1 Buzrg Se Ksi Ne Pocha:
Aap Hamesha Nichy Q Bethty Hen?

Qurban jaun us Bzurg pr.
Unho Ne Boht Khobsurat aur
Mukhtasir Jawab Dia
k:
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Meri Marzi…;-p

Hahaha

 

Lion: Wo Log Kon Hen Jo Call Ya SMS Nahi Kerty ?
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Lomri:
Ye Wo Log Hen Jo
Miss Call K Baad Bhi
Apna Balance Check Kerty Hen..:-p

Hahaha