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very funny jokes in hindi

Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq Nahi

,,FARAZ,,

Farq

Itna Hai K Karachi K Halaat Set Nahi Hote,

oR Mujh Se Bachi Set Nahi Hoti.

(“,)

>))>

_/_DEKH Yaar…;-p:)

 

Aurat Ki Lambi Zaban Ka Shikwa To
Her Mard Kerta Hai,,

Magar Phir Bhi Koi

Goongi Larki Se SHADI Per
Tayyar Nahi Hota…;-)

It’s Fact…;-p

 

Car se Chooza Takra ker Behosh Ho Gaya..

Admi Choozy ko Ghar Laya Aur
Pinjry Me Band Ker Diya.

Chooza Hosh Me Aya To Bola:
,
,
,
,
Aby Le, Jail Ho Gai
Lagta Hai Driver Mar Gaya…;-p

Hahaha

 

very funny jokes in hindi

Ek Kana Admi Kisi Larki Ko Propose Kare
To Konsa Geet Gayega?
?
?
?
?
?
1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai…;-D

Hehehe

 

After Accident:

American: Its Fine Man
British: I am So Sorry
Australia: No Worries Dude
Germany: Are You O?ay?
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.
.
.
India: Andha hai kiya Saaly?
Dhakkan ki Tarha chala raha hai
Akkal k Dushman
Saaly Tere Baap ka Road hai kiya?
Bahar nikal Dekh Teri kese Bajata hun..;-p

Hahaha

 

Duniya Chaand Per Pohanch Gai,

Aur

Karachi
Sooraj Per…:-(

Hahaha

 

very funny jokes in hindi

Question: Mard ziyada Sharif hoty hen Ya Aurten?

Ans: Mard ziyada Sharif hoty hen,
Kyun k Mardo Me,
Umar Sharif,
Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
Hamza Sharif.

Jab K
Aurton Me
Sirf

Babra Sharif..;-p

 

Child 2 Dentist..!

Kiya Dard k baghair bhi Daant nikaly ja saktay hen?

Doctor: Nahi

Child: Ager Me nikal k dikhaun?

Doctor: Nikaloo

Child: He he he he he he

 

1st Man : Yaar ye “Aaho” kon log bolty hen?

2nd Man : Bhai ye hi jo Paindu Log hoty hen Wo Bolty hen.

1st Man: Acha Aap Parhy likhy hen?

2nd Man : Aaho…;-p

Hahaha

 

Mohabbat 2 Roohon Ki
Na Khatam Hony Wali
Baahami Perwaaz Hai,
,
,
,
,
,
,

Aur Is Perwaaz Ko
Ammi Ki Chappal Hi Zameen Per La Sakti Hai…;-p:)

 

 

If Bill Gate’s Mother gets bored,
What will you call Her ??
.
.
.
Take a Guess….?
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MOTHER-BOARD…;-p

Hahaha