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very funny jokes in hindi

Bacha Medical Store Waly Se:
“Rang Gora Kerny Wali Cream Hai?”

Dukandar: Haan Hai.

Bacha:
To Salay Lagata Q Nahi?
Me Roz Tujhy Dekh Ker Dar Jata Hun..;-p:)

Hehehehe

 

Telenor Menu Me Khush Aamdeed..

Rishte k LIYE 1 Dbaen,

Mangni k LIYE 2 Dabaen,

SHADI k LIYE 3 Dabaen,

Pasand ki Shadi k liye Apni Ammi k Paaun dabaen

Aur,

Doosri Shadi k liye Pehli Wali ka Gala Dabaen..;-)

Telenor Me Call krne ka Shukria..;-p
HAVE A NICE DAY

 

Question..?
Bataain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha?
.
Jawab Janiye Is Break K Baad..!

BREAK:
Ufone.. Tum he to ho
.
LU ka Zeera Plus.
.
Surf Excel. Dadi 1 Minute.

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Zong, Sub keh do.
.
Dew, Do the Dew.
.
Jazz. Apna he.
.

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Welcome Back After The Break
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Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal..
.
.
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ROAD Pe Lagaya Gya Tha..;-p

 

very funny jokes in hindi

Pappu:
Yaar Me Soch Raha Hun k
Kisi Doctor Ko Apni Aankhen Check Keraun.

Dost:
Q Kiya Hua Tumhari Aankhon ko??

Pappu:
Yaar Me Jab bhi
Apna Purse Kholta Hun
Mujhy Kuch Nazar nahi Ata..:-(

Hehehe

 

Father: What can U do for my Daughter?

Boy: I would Die for Her

Father: I don’t like U.

Boy: Why?

Father: I am looking for Someone
Who would Live for Her,
Not Someone who would Just Die and Leave Her Alone.
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Moral:
ZIADA HERO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI..;-p:)

Hahaha

 

Ek Dost apny friend se:
Yaar Suna hai K
Tum apni Bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho.?

Dost:
To kiya hua,
Wo bhi to Mere sath Rotiyan Pakati hai…;-)

Hahaha

 

Zaruri Elaan..

City Me 7 Khudkush Hamla Aawar
Dakhil Ho Chuke Hen!

Agar Aap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki
Salamti Chahte Hen,
To

Unki Lambi Umer

K Liye Dua Farmain…;-p

 

very funny jokes in hindi

Zubaida Aapa Ki Cigarette Ki Recipe:

5 Gm Charas
1 Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt
2 Machis Ki Teeleya
1 Hawadar Kamra

Tarkeeb:
Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt Khali Kare,
Machis Ki Teeli Jalaen,
Charas Ko 110 Degree Pr Garam Kare,
Charas Ko Paati Mix Kr K Cigrt Bhar Le,
Ab 2sri Machis Ki Teli Se Cigrt Jalaen
Or
Enjoy Karen

Agaly Haftey Zubaida Aapa Aapko
Heroin Peene Ki Asan Recepi Bataen gi..:-D
Dont Miss It..;-)