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very funny jokes in hindi

Can any one give the answer
of this Question
If Cinderella’s Shoe Fits Perfectly,
Then why did it fall off?
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Meeesni ny Prince jo Phasana Tha..:-P:-D

 

Hospital Me 2 Aurton Ka Operation Ho Raha Tha..
Dono K Shohar Pareshani Me Tehal Rahy Thy..
Achanak Ek Nurse Bahar Nikli, Us K Hath Me Ek Bacha Tha Jiska Rang Kala Tha.
Bachy Ko Dekh Kr Ek Admi Uski Taraf Bhaga r Kaha:
“Ye Mera Bacha Hai”.

Nurse Herani Se: Aap Ko Kese Pata??
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Shohar: ” Meri Bivi Ki Aadat Hai Har Cheez Jala Deti Hai”..:-)

 

Kid to His Mom:
Maa Me kese Paida
hua tha??

Mom: Me Ne Ek Bartan me
Mitti dal k rakh di thi
kuch Din Baad dekha
Us me se Tu Mila..

Kid Does Same…
After A Few Days,
Uss Bartan me Ek Mendak
Milta hai..

Kid (Ghusse me): Man to
Karta hai
Tujhe Goli Maar dun
But kiya kerun
Aulaad Hai Tu Meri..;-p:D

Hahaha

 

very funny jokes in hindi

GABBAR: Aaj Me ne Basanti ko Nahate huwe dekha..
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VIRU: Kutte , Kamine
Me Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga
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GABBAR: Aray O Vampire ki Aulaad,
Me Naha Raha Tha aur
Basanti Baaju se Ja rahi thi… :-p

Hahaha

 

Pappu:
Ek Manforce Dena.

Dukandar:
Tum To Master G K Bete Ho Na?

Pappu:
Mentos Bola Mentossss.
1,2 Vicks bhi De Dena
Gala Kharab Hai,
Medicine ka Naam Bhi
Nahi Nikal Raha Theek Se…;-p

Hahaha

 

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se:
“Aap Khana Khayen ge?”

Passenger:
Choices kia kia hen??
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Air Hostess:

YES or No….;-p:)

Hahaha

 

Hawaldar: Inspector sahab,
Me Ek Ghar ke Bahar khara hun.
Yaha 1 Wife ne Apne Husband ko Goli Maar di hai.

Inspector:
Pura Waardat Batao.

Hawaldar: Sir,
Aaj Uski KaamWali nahi ayi thi,,
Wife ne Khud se pochha lagya tha
aur
Husband ne Geeley Farsh pe Pair chhap diye.
Gusse me Wife ne Husband ko Goli Maar di
Ab Mere liye kiya Hukum hai??

Inspector: Bahar khara kiya kar raha hai Bewakuf,
Ander Jaa k Wife ko Giraftar ker lo.

Hawaldar: Per Sir,
Farsh Abhi Bhi Geela Hai…;-p

Hahaha

 

very funny jokes in hindi

Chor: Tumhare Pass jo kuch bhi hai fata fat de do.

Admi:
Bhai Aisa Mat karo,
Agar Me Khali Hath Ghar gaya to
Meri Bivi Mujhe Kacha Chaba jayegi..

Chor:
Agar Me Khali Hath Pohucha to kiya
Meri Bivi Mujhe Tal k Khayegi ??…;-p:)

Hahaha