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very funny jokes in hindi

Doctor Ny Phone Rakhty Huwe Nurse se Kaha:
“Jaldi Se Mera Saman Le Aao,
Ek Mareez Ka Phone Aya hai,
Wo Mar Raha Hai..”

Nurse ny Ahista se Kaha:
“Doctor Sahab,
Wo Phone Aap K liye Nahi
Mere Liye Tha”…;-p

Hahaha

 

We live in a country when someone

Rings the door bell and we ask: kon??
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The answer we probable get is: Kholo…:-)

 

Guddu: Yaar Pappu,
Tu ne pure Toilet me Potty Q Ki??

Pappu: Yaar Ye Mobile bhi na..!

Guddu: Kiya hua?

Pappu: Tune “IDEA” ka Add nahi Dekha?
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“WALK When U TALK”…;-p:)

Hahaha

 

Ek Wazeer Pagal Khany Ka Dora Kerny Gaye..

Doctor:
Ye Kamra Un Zehni Mareezon Ka Hai Jo
Auto Mobile Engineer Aur Mechanic Hen.

Wazeer:
Magar Ye Log Kahan Hen,
Bister Per To Koi Nazar Nahi araha.

Doctor:
Janab Sab K Sab Bister K Neechy Hen,
Aur Gaariyon Ki
Marammat Ker Rahy Hen…;-)

Hahaha

 

very funny jokes in hindi

National Geographic Team Ny
Pakistan Aany Ka Faisla Ker Liya,,

QK
Unhen Pata Chala Hai K

Pakistan Me Ek Aisa Nayab Shair Bhi Paya Jata hai,

Jo

Museebat Parny per

Kutty Se Madad Maang Leta Hai…;-p:)

Ji ji
Samajh to Gaye Hon gy Aap…:-)
Hahaha

 

Doctor:
Aapka Weight kitna hai?

Patient:
Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.

Doctor:
Aur bina Chashme ke?

Patient:
Bina Chashme k to Mujhe Dikhta hi Nahi..;-)

 

very funny jokes in hindi

Judge: U R Crossing the Limits.

Lawyer: Kon Saala Aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare you Call Me Saala?

Lawyer: My Lord, I said Kon “Sa Law” Aisa kehta hai…;-p

Hahaha

 

Becharay “December” Ko Zalim
Qarar De Ker Kosnay Walay
Shaairon Se
Ek Sawal Hai..!

Ye
“May Aur June”
K Kertoot
Tumhen Nazar Nahi Aaty Kiya?

Ye Dono Tumharay “Maamay”
Lagty Hen…;-p:)

Hahaha

 

Yeh 1 Naya SMS Hai.
Market me Bhi Nahi aya abhi Tak,
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COMING SOON..

Jab Market me nahi aya To
Phir Aap k Paas kaise Aaye Ga….:-);-p

 

Ye soch kar Pareshan hoon Me,

“Kal bhi Bhutto Zinda Tha
Aaj Bhi Bhutto Zinda Hai”
DOSTO!
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Kiya Bhutto
“STAR PLUS”
me Kaam Karta Hai…;=>:-)