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very funny jokes in hindi

Ye Jo Kehtay Hen
Nahi Ho Sakta,
Sub Ghalat Hy..
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Ye Tujhy Janty Nahi..

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,”‘)))..Pooooonn
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Sprite 3G
Kuch Kar Dikhane Ki Piyas Hai…;-p 🙂

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Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chhor Gaya Raja
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Wah Wah..
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Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chhor Gaya Raja
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Double Sawari Band Hai,
Tu Bus Pakar
K Aaja … ;->

 

Man Outside Phone Booth:
Excuse me !!
You are Holding the Phone since 20 mins.
&
haven’t Spoken a Word..!

Man Inside: I’m Talking to My Wife…:-(

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very funny jokes in hindi

Ek Larki 1 Ghanty Me 40 Rotiyan Banati Hai,,

To 3 Larkiyan Mil Ker
Ek Ghanty Me
Kitni Rotiyan Banaen Gi???
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Ek Bhi Nahi,,

Wo Sirf Baaten banaen gi Aur
Rotiyan Tandoor Se Aaen gi…:-)

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Advertise From An Airline..!

Agar Husband & Wife Hamaray Aeroplane me
Ikhttay Safar karen to
Unhen 50 % Discount milay ga.
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After 2 Weeks..

Publication Section Write Letter
to All Passenger’s Wives About Services.
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All Wives Replied:
Hum ne Kab Safar kiya Hai…:-0 🙂

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Ek Chota Bacha Bus ki Khidki se Susu kar raha tha….
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Ek Aurat Boli:
Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Hai kiya??
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Bacha: Aray Aunty,
Sharam ko Choro,
Susu ko dekho Kitna DoOor Tak ja Raha Hai..;-)

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very funny jokes in hindi

Sharif Logon Se Ziyada Qismat Waly To
Gali K Kutty Hoty Hen,,
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Kam Se Kam Larki
Palat Palat K
Dekhti To Hai k
Aa Raha hai Ya Nahi…;-)

 

Sooraj Ki Bhi Jab
Garmiyon Ki Chhuttiyan Hoti Hen,
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Wo
Luddiyan Paatay Huwe
Apni Nani K Ghar
“Pakistan”
Aa Jata Hai..;-p:)

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Aisa Kaun Sa Janwar Hai,
Jo Kutte Jaisa Hota hai,
Par
Chalta 3 Pairon Se hai..?
SOCHO..?

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NEHI MALOOM,,
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Simple,,
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LANGDA KUTTA…;-p
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Gabbar: Thaakur Ye Mobile Mujhy de de..

Thaakur: Dekh Yaar Hath-Pair ki Mazak Theek Hai,
Mobile se Mazak Nahi,
Facebook Chalu hai aur
Basanti Online Hai..;-)

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LOVE IN LIYARI…!

Baloch:
Aray Jani,
Churail Ka Shakal Wali,
I Lab U..

Balochan Sharmatay Huwe:
Jao re Jin Ka Bacha,
Charsi Ka Aulad,
Tera Shakal Pe Thooo,
I Lub U 2…;-p:)

Hahahha

 

Pappu: Doctor Me Roz Ek Bura Sapna Dekhta hun k
4 Khubsoorat Ladrkiyon se Meri Shadi ho rahi hai.
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Doctor: Mager Tum isey Bura Sapna Q kahte ho?
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Pappu: Aapne Kabhi Itni Larkiyon ka Khana Pakaya ho to Aapko Pata Chaly…;-D