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very funny jokes in hindi

Boy got a 0 in EXAM.

His Father asked Him:
YEH KIYA HAY ???

Son replies:
TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY
UNHOON NAY AB PLANET
DAINAY SHURU KER DIYE HEN..;-)

 

Kiyun Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah,

Wah Wah Wah,,,

Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo,
Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah..;-p

Ab Bolo Wah Wah…;-)

Dedicated To All Nikammi And Kaam Chor
“Girls”

Hahahahaha

 

A Girl was thirsty.

She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her

She Touched & ordered jin:
“Meri Piyas bhujao”

JIN: PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali…;-p

Hahahaha

 

very funny jokes in hindi

Barbaaad karne K aur Bhi Tareeke The
duniya me,,
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Jaane Q Mark Zuckerberg Ko
FACEBOOk
Ka khayal Hi Aaya
(‘,’)
<()> “Khud To Kar Li Shadi..
_||_ ,Aur Hume Yahan LIKE LIKE
Khelne Pe Laga Gaya,
Chalo ab Tum Log
bhi Like
kar hi do..:-)

 

Doctor Mareez Ki Naak Me Ungli Daal Ker Betha Hua Tha.

Kisi Ny Pucha:
Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

Doctor:
Mareez Ko Ulti Kerwa Raha Hun.

Admi:
Magar Aaise Kese??

Doctor:
Ab Yehi Ungli Us K Munh Me Dalunga…;-p

Aaaaak Thhoooooooo…;-p

 

Mareez:
Mujhy Khaansi Ki Dawa Dedo.

Doctor Ny Motion Hony Ki Dawa De di.

Compounder:
Aap Ny Aisa Q Kiya??

Doctor:
Ab Wo Khaansny Se Pehly 100 Dafa Sochy Ga…;-p

Hahahaha

 

very funny jokes in hindi

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hun!

Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time dono bach gye.

Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hun,
jo Mummy rakh ke Gayi Hain…;-p

 

Maryam Nawaz To Pakistanis:
Hospitals Me Doctor Hen?

Pakistanis: Nahi..

Maryam Nawaz: Dawaiyan Mil Rahi Hen?

Pakistanis: Nahi..

Maryam Nawaz: Operation K Doran Theater Me Bijli Hoti Hai??

Pakistanis: Nahi..

Maryam Nawaz: To Kanjro,,
Mere Abbu Ko Q Kehty Ho K
Pakistan Me Ilaaj Keraaen…;-p 😉

Hahahaha

 

Girl:
Kya Tumhara Shohar sotey waqt kharratey Leta hai?

Saheli Sharmaatey hue:
Pata nahin!
,
Abhi to Hamaari Shaadi ko
3 din hue hain,
,
Soengey to Pata chalega…;-)

Hahahaha

 

Ek Larkay ne Dukaan se Cigarette ka Packet liya,
Likha tha K “Khabaradaar Mard Hazraat ki Ziyada Cigarette Noshi Mardanaa Kamzori ka Sabab Ban Sakti Hai.”

Woh Larka Dubara Dukaan Par Gaya aur Cigarette Wapas Rakh Kar Bola:
“Yeh Konsi Cigarette Di Hai? CANCER WAALI DAY NAA”..:-)

 

Boss Driver Se:
Jab Me ny Ishara Kiya To
Tum Rukay Q Nahi??

Driver:
Janab Me Samjha K Aap Mujhy
Salam Ker Rahy Hen…;-)

Hahahaha

 

Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun ??
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Ans:” Dhobi

Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar Bol Sakta Hai,
“Sahib Bibi Ji Ko Bolo Kapde Nikal Kar Rakhe..
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Mein Abhi Aa Ke Leta Hun”…:p;-)

 

Ek Frustrated Employee ne
Apne Boss se poochha:

“Sir kya Colgate Aapke Daant se Keera Nikal deta hai?”

Boss Answer : Yes

Employee:
“To Aap Colgate Ko
Apni BUM mein Kyu Nahi Lagate”…;-p

Hahahaha