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Chor: Tumhare Pass jo kuch bhi hai fata fat de do.

Admi:
Bhai Aisa Mat karo,
Agar Me Khali Hath Ghar gaya to
Meri Bivi Mujhe Kacha Chaba jayegi..

Chor:
Agar Me Khali Hath Pohucha to kiya
Meri Bivi Mujhe Tal k Khayegi ??…;-p:)

Hahaha

 

Bacha Medical Store Waly Se:
“Rang Gora Kerny Wali Cream Hai?”

Dukandar: Haan Hai.

Bacha:
To Salay Lagata Q Nahi?
Me Roz Tujhy Dekh Ker Dar Jata Hun..;-p:)

Hehehehe

 

Pappu:
Yaar Me Soch Raha Hun k
Kisi Doctor Ko Apni Aankhen Check Keraun.

Dost:
Q Kiya Hua Tumhari Aankhon ko??

Pappu:
Yaar Me Jab bhi
Apna Purse Kholta Hun
Mujhy Kuch Nazar nahi Ata..:-(

 

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Father: What can U do for my Daughter?

Boy: I would Die for Her

Father: I don’t like U.

Boy: Why?

Father: I am looking for Someone
Who would Live for Her,
Not Someone who would Just Die and Leave Her Alone.
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Moral:
ZIADA HERO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI..;-p:)

 

Ek Dost apny friend se:
Yaar Suna hai K
Tum apni Bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho.?

Dost:
To kiya hua,
Wo bhi to Mere sath Rotiyan Pakati hai…;-)

Hahaha

 

Zaruri Elaan..

City Me 7 Khudkush Hamla Aawar
Dakhil Ho Chuke Hen!

Agar Aap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki
Salamti Chahte Hen,
To

Unki Lambi Umer

K Liye Dua Farmain…;-p

 

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Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq Nahi

,,FARAZ,,

Farq

Itna Hai K Karachi K Halaat Set Nahi Hote,

oR Mujh Se Bachi Set Nahi Hoti.

(“,)

>))>

_/_DEKH Yaar…;-p:)

 

Aurat Ki Lambi Zaban Ka Shikwa To
Her Mard Kerta Hai,,

Magar Phir Bhi Koi

Goongi Larki Se SHADI Per
Tayyar Nahi Hota…;-)

It’s Fact…;-p

 

Car se Chooza Takra ker Behosh Ho Gaya..

Admi Choozy ko Ghar Laya Aur
Pinjry Me Band Ker Diya.

Chooza Hosh Me Aya To Bola:
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,
,
,
Aby Le, Jail Ho Gai
Lagta Hai Driver Mar Gaya…;-p

Hahaha

 

After Accident:

American: Its Fine Man
British: I am So Sorry
Australia: No Worries Dude
Germany: Are You O?ay?
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India: Andha hai kiya Saaly?
Dhakkan ki Tarha chala raha hai
Akkal k Dushman
Saaly Tere Baap ka Road hai kiya?
Bahar nikal Dekh Teri kese Bajata hun..;-p

Hahaha

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