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Most Funny Jokes

Becharay “December” Ko Zalim
Qarar De Ker Kosnay Walay
Shaairon Se
Ek Sawal Hai..!

Ye
“May Aur June”
K Kertoot
Tumhen Nazar Nahi Aaty Kiya?

Ye Dono Tumharay “Maamay”
Lagty Hen…;-p:)

Hahaha

 

Yeh 1 Naya SMS Hai.
Market me Bhi Nahi aya abhi Tak,
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COMING SOON..

Jab Market me nahi aya To
Phir Aap k Paas kaise Aaye Ga….:-);-p

 

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Ye soch kar Pareshan hoon Me,

“Kal bhi Bhutto Zinda Tha
Aaj Bhi Bhutto Zinda Hai”
DOSTO!
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Kiya Bhutto
“STAR PLUS”
me Kaam Karta Hai…;=>:-)

 

Hospital Me 2 Aurton Ka Operation Ho Raha Tha..
Dono K Shohar Pareshani Me Tehal Rahy Thy..
Achanak Ek Nurse Bahar Nikli, Us K Hath Me Ek Bacha Tha Jiska Rang Kala Tha.
Bachy Ko Dekh Kr Ek Admi Uski Taraf Bhaga r Kaha:
“Ye Mera Bacha Hai”.

Nurse Herani Se: Aap Ko Kese Pata??
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Shohar: ” Meri Bivi Ki Aadat Hai Har Cheez Jala Deti Hai

 

Kid to His Mom:
Maa Me kese Paida
hua tha??

Mom: Me Ne Ek Bartan me
Mitti dal k rakh di thi
kuch Din Baad dekha
Us me se Tu Mila..

Kid Does Same…
After A Few Days,
Uss Bartan me Ek Mendak
Milta hai..

Kid (Ghusse me): Man to
Karta hai
Tujhe Goli Maar dun
But kiya kerun
Aulaad Hai Tu Meri..;-p:D

 

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GABBAR: Aaj Me ne Basanti ko Nahate huwe dekha..
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VIRU: Kutte , Kamine
Me Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga
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GABBAR: Aray O Vampire ki Aulaad,
Me Naha Raha Tha aur
Basanti Baaju se Ja rahi thi… :-p

Hahaha

 

Pappu:
Ek Manforce Dena.

Dukandar:
Tum To Master G K Bete Ho Na?

Pappu:
Mentos Bola Mentossss.
1,2 Vicks bhi De Dena
Gala Kharab Hai,
Medicine ka Naam Bhi
Nahi Nikal Raha Theek Se…;-p

Hahaha

 

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se:
“Aap Khana Khayen ge?”

Passenger:
Choices kia kia hen??
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Air Hostess:

YES or No….;-p:)

Hahaha

 

Hawaldar: Inspector sahab,
Me Ek Ghar ke Bahar khara hun.
Yaha 1 Wife ne Apne Husband ko Goli Maar di hai.

Inspector:
Pura Waardat Batao.

Hawaldar: Sir,
Aaj Uski KaamWali nahi ayi thi,,
Wife ne Khud se pochha lagya tha
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Husband ne Geeley Farsh pe Pair chhap diye.
Gusse me Wife ne Husband ko Goli Maar di
Ab Mere liye kiya Hukum hai??

Inspector: Bahar khara kiya kar raha hai Bewakuf,
Ander Jaa k Wife ko Giraftar ker lo.

Hawaldar: Per Sir,
Farsh Abhi Bhi Geela Hai…;-p

Hahaha