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Sharif Logon Se Ziyada Qismat Waly To
Gali K Kutty Hoty Hen,,
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Kam Se Kam Larki
Palat Palat K
Dekhti To Hai k
Aa Raha hai Ya Nahi…;-)

 

Sooraj Ki Bhi Jab
Garmiyon Ki Chhuttiyan Hoti Hen,
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Wo
Luddiyan Paatay Huwe
Apni Nani K Ghar
“Pakistan”
Aa Jata Hai..;-p:)

Hahaha

 

Aisa Kaun Sa Janwar Hai,
Jo Kutte Jaisa Hota hai,
Par
Chalta 3 Pairon Se hai..?
SOCHO..?

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NEHI MALOOM,,
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Simple,,
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LANGDA KUTTA…;-p

 

Most Funny Jokes

Gabbar: Thaakur Ye Mobile Mujhy de de..

Thaakur: Dekh Yaar Hath-Pair ki Mazak Theek Hai,
Mobile se Mazak Nahi,
Facebook Chalu hai aur
Basanti Online Hai..;-)

 

Pappu: Doctor Me Roz Ek Bura Sapna Dekhta hun k
4 Khubsoorat Ladrkiyon se Meri Shadi ho rahi hai.
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Doctor: Mager Tum isey Bura Sapna Q kahte ho?
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Pappu: Aapne Kabhi Itni Larkiyon ka Khana Pakaya ho to Aapko Pata Chaly…;-D

 

Doctor Ny Phone Rakhty Huwe Nurse se Kaha:
“Jaldi Se Mera Saman Le Aao,
Ek Mareez Ka Phone Aya hai,
Wo Mar Raha Hai..”

Nurse ny Ahista se Kaha:
“Doctor Sahab,
Wo Phone Aap K liye Nahi
Mere Liye Tha”…;-p

Hahaha

 

Guddu: Yaar Pappu,
Tu ne pure Toilet me Potty Q Ki??

Pappu: Yaar Ye Mobile bhi na..!

Guddu: Kiya hua?

Pappu: Tune “IDEA” ka Add nahi Dekha?
,
“WALK When U TALK”…;-p:)

 

Most Funny Jokes

Ek Wazeer Pagal Khany Ka Dora Kerny Gaye..

Doctor:
Ye Kamra Un Zehni Mareezon Ka Hai Jo
Auto Mobile Engineer Aur Mechanic Hen.

Wazeer:
Magar Ye Log Kahan Hen,
Bister Per To Koi Nazar Nahi araha.

Doctor:
Janab Sab K Sab Bister K Neechy Hen,
Aur Gaariyon Ki
Marammat Ker Rahy Hen…;-)

 

National Geographic Team Ny
Pakistan Aany Ka Faisla Ker Liya,,

QK
Unhen Pata Chala Hai K

Pakistan Me Ek Aisa Nayab Shair Bhi Paya Jata hai,

Jo

Museebat Parny per

Kutty Se Madad Maang Leta Hai…;-p:)

Ji ji
Samajh to Gaye Hon gy Aap…:-)
Hahaha

 

Doctor:
Aapka Weight kitna hai?

Patient:
Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.

Doctor:
Aur bina Chashme ke?

Patient:
Bina Chashme k to Mujhe Dikhta hi Nahi..;-)

 

Judge: U R Crossing the Limits.

Lawyer: Kon Saala Aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare you Call Me Saala?

Lawyer: My Lord, I said Kon “Sa Law” Aisa kehta hai…;-p

Hahaha