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Most Funny Jokes

Mareez:
Mujhy Khaansi Ki Dawa Dedo.

Doctor Ny Motion Hony Ki Dawa De di.

Compounder:
Aap Ny Aisa Q Kiya??

Doctor:
Ab Wo Khaansny Se Pehly 100 Dafa Sochy Ga…;-p

 

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hun!

Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time dono bach gye.

Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hun,
jo Mummy rakh ke Gayi Hain…;-p

 

Maryam Nawaz To Pakistanis:
Hospitals Me Doctor Hen?

Pakistanis: Nahi..

Maryam Nawaz: Dawaiyan Mil Rahi Hen?

Pakistanis: Nahi..

Maryam Nawaz: Operation K Doran Theater Me Bijli Hoti Hai??

Pakistanis: Nahi..

Maryam Nawaz: To Kanjro,,
Mere Abbu Ko Q Kehty Ho K
Pakistan Me Ilaaj Keraaen…;-p 😉

 

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Girl:
Kya Tumhara Shohar sotey waqt kharratey Leta hai?

Saheli Sharmaatey hue:
Pata nahin!
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Abhi to Hamaari Shaadi ko
3 din hue hain,
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Soengey to Pata chalega…;-)

 

Ek Larkay ne Dukaan se Cigarette ka Packet liya,
Likha tha K “Khabaradaar Mard Hazraat ki Ziyada Cigarette Noshi Mardanaa Kamzori ka Sabab Ban Sakti Hai.”

Woh Larka Dubara Dukaan Par Gaya aur Cigarette Wapas Rakh Kar Bola:
“Yeh Konsi Cigarette Di Hai? CANCER WAALI DAY NAA”..:-)

 

Boss Driver Se:
Jab Me ny Ishara Kiya To
Tum Rukay Q Nahi??

Driver:
Janab Me Samjha K Aap Mujhy
Salam Ker Rahy Hen…;-)

 

Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun ??
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Ans:” Dhobi

Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar Bol Sakta Hai,
“Sahib Bibi Ji Ko Bolo Kapde Nikal Kar Rakhe..
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Mein Abhi Aa Ke Leta Hun”…:p;-)

 

Ek Frustrated Employee ne
Apne Boss se poochha:

“Sir kya Colgate Aapke Daant se Keera Nikal deta hai?”

Boss Answer : Yes

Employee:
“To Aap Colgate Ko
Apni BUM mein Kyu Nahi Lagate”…;-p

 

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chhor Gaya Raja
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Wah Wah..
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Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chhor Gaya Raja
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Double Sawari Band Hai,
Tu Bus Pakar
K Aaja … ;->

 

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Ek Larki 1 Ghanty Me 40 Rotiyan Banati Hai,,

To 3 Larkiyan Mil Ker
Ek Ghanty Me
Kitni Rotiyan Banaen Gi???
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Ek Bhi Nahi,,

Wo Sirf Baaten banaen gi Aur
Rotiyan Tandoor Se Aaen gi…:-)

 

Ek Chota Bacha Bus ki Khidki se Susu kar raha tha….
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Ek Aurat Boli:
Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Hai kiya??
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Bacha: Aray Aunty,
Sharam ko Choro,
Susu ko dekho Kitna DoOor Tak ja Raha Hai..;-)

Hahaha