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Most Funny Jokes

Boss To Salesman:
Customer Ko Kabhi Khali Hath Mat Jany Do,
Agar Kuch Nahi Hai To
Us K Badly Kuch Aur De Do..

Customer:
Toilet Paper Hai?

Salesman:
Wo To Nahi Hai Per
Aap Regmaal Le Jao…;-p 😉

Hahahaha

 

Ek Admi Ny Ishthaar Parha,

“Purana Mobile Do Aur Naya Lo”

Wo Adi Us Address per Gaya
Magar Wahan Koi Dukan Nahi Thi..

Admi Ny Wahan Khary Do Larkon Se
Ishthaar K Baary me Pucha..

Un Larkon Ny Gun Nikal Li Aur Kaha:

“Wo Ishthaar Hum Ny Hi Lagaya Tha,
Chal Ab Apna Purana Mobile De Aur
Ja Ker Naya Le”..;-p 😉

 

Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Me Bheek
Mangne Gaya,.
Andar Se Ek Chota sa Baccha Aaya.

Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe
De De Baba”
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Baccha: “Me baba Nahi Beta
Hoon”
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Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De
Beta”
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Baccha: “Mera Naam Pappu Hai”
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Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam
Par De De Pappu beta”
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Baccha: “Mera Poora Naam Pappu
Rathore Hai”
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Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam
Par De De Pappu Rathore beta”
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Baccha: Ye Hui Na Baat, Maaf Karo
Babaaaa, Ghar pe koi nahi hai..:-p 😉

 

Most Funny Jokes

Beta On Phone:
Maa Gud News Hai.

Maa: Kya Hua ?

Beta: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.

Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki. ?

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Beta:
Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli…;-)

 

Boss Gun le ke Gusse me
Office aaya or chillaya:

“Kisne Meri Wife ko Kiss kiya,
Sale ko Jaan se Maar dunga”

Piche se Awaz aayi:
Goliyan Kam Pad jayengi Sir…;-p

 

1st Sharabi:
Ye Tum har Peg ke baad
Jaib se nikaal kar kya dekhte ho?

2nd Sharabi:
Biwi ki photo,
Jab Sundar lagne lagegi to
iska Matlab Chadh gayi hai..;-)

 

Husband n Wife fighting in front of their Child.

Wife 2 Husb:
“Tu Saala Kutta”

Husb to Wife:
“Tu Saali Kutti”

Child: Hee.. hee..
Me Saala PUPPY..;-)

 

Most Funny Jokes

Kiyun Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah,

Wah Wah Wah,,,

Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo,
Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah..;-p

Ab Bolo Wah Wah…;-)

Dedicated To All Nikammi And Kaam Chor
“Girls”

 

Barbaaad karne K aur Bhi Tareeke The
duniya me,,
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Jaane Q Mark Zuckerberg Ko
FACEBOOk
Ka khayal Hi Aaya
(‘,’)
<()> “Khud To Kar Li Shadi..
_||_ ,Aur Hume Yahan LIKE LIKE
Khelne Pe Laga Gaya,
Chalo ab Tum Log
bhi Like
kar hi do..:-)

 

Doctor Mareez Ki Naak Me Ungli Daal Ker Betha Hua Tha.

Kisi Ny Pucha:
Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

Doctor:
Mareez Ko Ulti Kerwa Raha Hun.

Admi:
Magar Aaise Kese??

Doctor:
Ab Yehi Ungli Us K Munh Me Dalunga…;-p

Aaaaak Thhoooooooo…;-p