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Jokes Santa Banta

santa: yaar aaj mainne bas ke peechhe daud ke 15 rupaye bacha lie.
banta: kya yaar tum to bahut moorkh ho, agar taiksee ke peechhe bhaagate to 150 bacha lete.

 

santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa game khelteho?
santa-mobile mai snake wala

Jokes Santa Banta

Jokes Santa Banta

 

Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

 

Madam: duniya ke sabse puraana(Old) praani(creature) kaunsi hai?
Santa: Zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Santa: kyunki, woh black and white hai na…

 

Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,
Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,
Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola,
“Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”

 

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

 

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!

 

santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
banta:kyo?
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai

Jokes Santa Banta

 

mithoo Santa se: papa 5+5 kitne hotey hai?
Santa: Ullu duffer,gadhe, idiot,nalayak,
stupid Besharam;tujhe kuch nahi ata,
Ja andar se calculator la.

 

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

 

Santa: Koi Achha Sa 2 BHK Dikha Do.
Broker: Sir, Ready To Move Chalega?
Santa: Arey Nahin bhai, Koi Pakka Sa, Immovable Type Dikhao Yaar!

Jokes Santa Banta

 

1 Ladki ki shaadi se 3 din pahle uski
saheli ne poochha: shaadi ki saari
Taiyaariyaan kar li kya?
Ladki: Haan donon sim naale mein phenk diya,
Mobile Phone to Format kar diya hai,
Laptop mai Private Folder Delete Kar diya
Facebook, Whatsapp bhi Deactivate kar diya hai,
bas too apana munh band rakhiyo.
girls marriage preparation interesting jokes

 

is jokes ka koi tod naheen-
Parikshaapatr(Exam) ka ek prashn(Question):
kisne kisse kaha ? “aapse milkar Aanand hua !”
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Uttar(Answer): Aanand kee Maa ne, Aanand ke pita se…!
pepar chek karne vaala abhi bhi koma mein hai….

 

5 saal ka Kida: I Love You Mummy.
Maa: I love you too Beta.
16 saal ka ladaka: I Love You Mummy.
Maa: Sorry beta, paise nahin hain!
25 saal ka ladka: I Love You Mom.
Maa: kaun hai vo chudail ? kahaan rahati hai?
35 saal ka aadami: I Love You Mummy.
maan: beta mainne pahale hi bola tha, us ladki se shaadi mat karana!
aur sabase badhiya..
55 saal ka aadami: I Love You Mummy.
maan: beta, main kisi bhi kaagaz par “Sign nahin karoongi”