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Master. Bam gire to kaha chupoge
Student. Machardani me
Master. Kyu
Student. Jab usme itne chote machar nahi ghus pate,
To itna bada bum ghak ghusega.

 

Sabjiwale ki Shadi hui.
SUHAG RAAT ko Biwi ke upar Pani Chidkne laga..!!
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Wife: Kya kr rahe ho..??
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Sabjiwala:
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MAAL Taza Kr Raha hu..!!

 

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,
apun pani 2 tanki,Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

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Jokes In Hindi

 

 

Zaruri Nahi Agar Me Aapko, Sms
Bheju To Aap Bi Muje Sms Hi
Bheje, Aap Mujhe Friz, T.V,
Cbz Bike, Honda City Car, Mobile
Ya Fir Cash Bhi Bhej Sakte Ho.

 

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka
Phul Diya Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad
Mar Diya, Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka
Parchar Kar Raha Hu, Ladki Boli Me
Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

 

Andhe Ke Hath Me “Torch”,
Bahre Ke Hath Me “Radio”,
Gunge Ke Hath Me “Mike”,
Aur Aap Ke Hath Me “Mobile”
Wah Wah Kya Zamana Aaya Hai!

 

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Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve
ho gayi. Hume bhi apna Exam system improve
karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge…!!!

1. Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye.
2. Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do.
3. Ek free hit do Jisme Student Apni Marzi ka ek answer likh sake.
4. Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar chala jaye.
5. Har correct Ans Pe cheer gals dance kare..!!

 

Kabhi Hausla Aazma Lena Chahiye
Bure Waqt Me Muskura Lena Chahiye
Jab Saat Din Me Bhi Khujli Naa Mite To
Aathve Din Achhe Se Naha Lena Chahiye.

 

Ye Kis Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho,
Aankhe Band Hai Fir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho,
Na Jaane Kyu Aisa Lagta Hai,
Saamne Khare Ho,
Aur Singh Hila Rahe Ho.

 

Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
Na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

 

Kisi ne sach hi kaha hai ki zindagi sirf do din ki hai

“Saturday aur Sunday”

Yeh baat Monday ko samajh aati hai.

 

Aaj ki haqeekat…

Pehle do log ladte the to teesra unmein chhudaane jaata tha.

Lekin aaj teesra video banaane lagta hai.

Agreed or not….?????

 

Height of MISUNDERSTANDING:

Sumone placed a bomb near a lady.

Everyone started yelling:
“Aunty bomb hai”

She smiled & said:
Nahi re paglon, ab Pehle jaisi baat kahan X_X

 

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