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Ek Lady Interview dene gai..!

Interviewer : Kiya kerti hen Aap??

Lady : Me Pilot Hun.

Interviewer Bohat Respect k Saath :

“Kiya Urati Hen Aap”??

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Lady : Husband k Paisay…:-)

 

Sari Duniya Rooth Jaye

Koi Perwah Nahi Hai Mujhy,

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Bas Roothy Na Kabhi

Meri

MAA

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Ki Hony Wali

“BAHOO”

Saray Mil K Bolo:

Aameen…:-)

 

Election Hony se Ek Baat ka Pata Chal Gaya,

**Faraz**

K Mohally ki Kon Kon si Bachi 18 ki Ho gai Hai…;-p

O Teri Khair..:-)

 

Aakhir Sardi k Wo Din Aa hi Gaye,,?

Jab Insan Apni Zindagi ka Sab se Mushkil Faisla kerta hai

K,??

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Aaj Nahaun Ya Nahi..:-)

Good Morning

 

1st pagl.agr tm bta do meri jholi me kya h to sary andy tmhary

2nd.sochny k bd yar tm hmesha mushkil swal he pochty ho.

 

Aap ko Sirf Truck per, Bus per Ya Auto per Likha Dikhai de ga,
“Maa Ki Dua”

QK,

BMW, Mercedes Aur Audi ka Matlab hota hai,
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“Baap Ka Diya”…;-p 😀

 

Janab Ik Kaam Tha Aap Se?

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Zara Ye NUQTAY to Gin Ker Bata Den…;-p:-)

 

Hindi Jokes

A lady Broke The Traffic Signal..

Police : Stop.

Lady : Plz Mujhy Jany Do, Me Ek Teacher hun.
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Police : Aahaaa…
Is Pal ka to Me Apni Sari Zindagi Intizar kerta raha,
Ab Zara Tum Ye Jumla 100 dafa Likh ker Dikhao..

“Ab Me Kabhi Signal nahi Torun gi”….:-)

 

I Told My Mom, that I Want an Apple or Blackberry…

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She Replied :

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Kinu Ka Season Hai Beta, Kinu Khao…:-p:-)

 

Samosa said to Aaloo : Jab Me Fry hota hun to Tumhen Cover ker k Garam Oil se Bacha leta hun, Bcoz I love U.

Aaloo Said : Jab Log Tumhen Fry hony k baad Khaty hen to Me Unka Mu Jala deta hun, Bcoz I Love U 2.

Moral :

In Dono ki Prem Kahani per Na jaen Aur

Samosa hamesha Thanda ker k Khaen.

Shukriya…:-)