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Signal per Car ruki to Ek Faqeer mangny aa gaya..

Car me bethi hui Aurat boli: Tumhari Shakal kuch jani Pehchani lagti hai.

Faqeer bola:
“Madam, We Are Friends on Facebook”…;-)

 

Ek Bachay Ki Naseehat:

“Kaam Aisa Kero k
Agli Baar Ghar Walay
Kaam Dene se Pehly
10 Baar Zarur Sochen”..;-p:-)

 

Duniya me Sirf Aisi 2 Cheezen hen,
Jin ko Sardi nahi lagti,,

1- Barfani Reechh,

Aur

2- Shadi me Aai Ladies…:-p:)

 

Aaj Ki Nasal Ki “Miyan Sahab” se Guzarish..!

Miyan Sahab, Daal Sasti na ho saky to koi Baat nahi,

Lekin

Ye Tinday Aur Shaljam

Mehngi kerwado Plz,

Ye Roz Roz Nahi Khai Jati…:-)

 

Agar Khatron se Larna Chahty ho to

Kisi Kamry ka,

Jahan Sab Razaai me Bethy hon,

Pankha Chala Do…:-p:-D

 

Baat Sirf Mohabat Ki Hoti Hai Warna
Aey “Dost”
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Message To Tumhein
“Benazeer
income support”
Waly Bhi Krty Hoon gey.. !

 

1 Sardar ki Tang Neeli ho gai..

Hakeem:
Zehar Phel gaya hai, Katni pary gi

3 Din Baad Dusri bhi Neeli ho gai

Hakeem:
Ye bhi Katni pary gi, Zehar kafi Phel gaya hai.

2no Kaat k Plastic ki Tangen lag gain.

8 Din baad Plastic ki Tangen bhi Neeli ho gai.

Hakeem:
Ab Samajh aya, Tumhari Dhoti ka Rang Utarta hai,
Pareshani ki koi Baat nahi…;-p:-)

 

Thekedaar ka Beta: Papa, Mujhy Ek Bhai Chahiye, Aaj aur Abhi.

Papa: Beta Is Kaam me 9 Mahinay lagty hen.

Beta: Papa Aap to Thekedaar hen, 7, 8 Admi is kaam per laga den…:-0:-p

 

Larka Raat k 2 bajy Apny Mobile Phone ko Search ker raha tha,,

Maa: So ja Beta, Bohat Raat ho gai hai.

Larka: Ammi Neend Nahi arahi, Papers ki Tension hai.

Maa: To Parh le Beta, Faida hi ho ga.

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Maa Always Right.
Un k Mashwary se Larky ny Kitaben Kholin,
Aur

Foran hi Neend Aa Gai..:-p:-)

 

Hindi Jokes

Larkiyon ko Jalebi Q kaha jata hai?

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QK Ye Kabhi Sidhi nahi Ho Sakti,
Per hoti Bohat SWEET hen..

Fwd To All Jalebies..:-)

 

Ek Baat Zindagi me Hamesha Yaad rakhna,

“Jab Hawa Chalti hai to Pattay Hilty hen,

Aur,

Jab nahi Chalti to Nahi Hilty..”

Its OK…:-)

 

Agar Nahaty huwe Aap Apna Hath Itna nahi Morr sakty k Apni Kamar Saaf ker saken to,

“Washroom ki Divaar per Sabun Mal ker Apni Kamar Divaar per Mal len,
Is Tarha Aap ki Kamar bhi Saaf ho jaye gi aur Divaar bhi.
Ye Mera Azmuda Totka hai.”
(Dr. Firdous Aashiq Awan)

Zaruri Nahi k Her Totka

Zubaida Aapa ka hi ho…:-):p

 

Guddu: Ammi, Hamary Abbu k Sir per BAAL Q nahi hen??

Mom: Beta Jo Log Such bolty hen, Un k Sir per Baal nahi Hoty.

Guddu: Oh Acha,

Ab Samajh Aya k

Larkiyon k Baal Lambay Q hoty hen..;-p:)

 

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Nahi Kerna Plzz..

Jahan bhi ho,
Khush Raho Apny Kharchay per.:)

Sab ko Send kero Aur dekho Kon Kahan Hai..:-)