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Azeem Tha Wo Shakhs

Jis Ny RAZAAI Ejaad ki.

Qasam Se Nikalny Ko Dil hi nahi Kerta..:-D

 

Arz kia hae

Han to btao k Arz kia hae?

 

Gud News…

Great Step of PM Nawaz Sharif:-
Middle, Matric, F.A, F.Sc, I.Com, B.A, B.Sc, M.A, M.Sc, M. Com,
jin k 60% Marks se above hen Wo apny Certificates DCO Office me foran jama kara k Laptop Hasil karen..

Last Date: 31-12-2015.
Online b Apply ker sakty hen Via websites:
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Plz ye Msg Sab Doston ko frwd karen
Koi Student Byzti se Mehrum na Rahy..:-p

 

1 Bacha Ek Aurat ko Ghoorty huwe ja raha tha,,

Aurat: Sharam nahi Ati, Teri Maa ki Umar ki hun..

Bacha: To Me Bhi

Apny Baap k liye hi Dhoond Raha Tha…:-)

 

Us k Chor jany k Baad Me to marny hi Wala tha,,

K Achanak Yaad aya,

Uski Cousin ny Bhi Apna Num diya tha..

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Uth Shehzady
Himmat Ker,
Bachi Wo Bhi Achi Hai…;-)

 

Taza Taza Latifa Pesh Hai:

Nawaz Sharif Subha So ker Utha aur
Bivi Kulsoom ko kaha:
“Darling Me Office Ja raha hun.”

Kulsoom ny Ankhen Kholy Baghair Jawab diya:

“Go Nawaz Go”…;-p:-)

 

Kisi Kaam k liye Inkar na kero,

Balke,

Usay Itni Topiyan kerwao k
Agla Khud Tang aa ker Bolay:

“Tu Rehny de Bhai Me Khud hi ker lun ga”…:-p:)

 

Hindi Jokes

Ek Kutta Dusray se: Oye, aaj kal Jahan Rash ho Wahan se Nikal jaya ker.

Dusra Kutta: Q Yaar?

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Pehla: Salay Agar Dhamaka ho gaya to

Insanon ki Mout Mary ga..:-p:)

 

Sardi se Bachny ka Tareeqa..

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Pata Chalay to Mujhy Bhi Batana,

Qasam se Bohat Sardi hai…;-)

 

MQM Walay: Jiye Mutahida.

Rangers: Kiya Bola??

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MQM Walay: Bhai Pura to Sun liya kero,

Jiye Mutahida Arab Imaraat..:-p:)

 

Jis Khatoon ny Ye Jumla Daryaft kiya hai k,,

“Sab Mard Ek Jese Hoty Hen”

Darasal Uska Shoher

China me Gum ho gaya tha…;-p:-D

 

Me Sirf 2 Logon se Piyar kerta hun..

Ek to Meri “MAA” Jinhon ny Mujhy Janam diya,

Aur

Dusri Wo Pagli Jis ny Mere liye Janam liya.:-)

Maa bhi Khush,
Bachi bhi Khush…;-p