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Ek Buzurg se kisi ny Pucha: Aap Hamesha Zameen pe Q Soty hen??

Qurban Jaun Us Buzurg per,
Unhon ny Bohat khubsurat aur Mukhtasir Jawab diya:
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“Meri Marzi”….:p:-)

 

Aik dafa aik sardar ji ka radio kharab ho gaya tu us ne radio ko khol ker dekha tu ander aik choha mara ho para tha , sardar ji pareshan ho gae or kahane lage k ,
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O tere radio ab kaise chale ga , sala singer tu mer gaya re …!!!

 

Kitna roya tha wo Girlfriend ko mobile gift kar ke,,

“FARAZ”

Rat ke 3 Baje Tak wo Sunta Raha Ap Ka Matlouba Number
dosri line per Masroof Hai…

 

Hum ny Bila-Waja Atom Bomb jesi Cheez bana di,

Mashriqi Border per Fojiyon ki jaga Agar
Gaaye(Cow) Khari ker di jaye to

India Hamesha k liye
GOLA BARI Rok de ga..:-):p

 

Ek Khargosh Bomb le ker Zoo me Ghus Gaya Aur Awaz lagai:
“Tum Sab k Paas Ek Minute hai Yahan se Nikalny k liye”

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Kachuwa Bola: Wah Kaminy Wah,

Seedhi Tarha keh na K
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Me Hi Target Hun…:-p

 

Me ny Pucha JAAN kese Nikalti Hai??

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Zalimon ny Mera Mobile Charging se Utar ker

Apna Laga Diya…;-(

 

Mujhy Aur kisi Cheez ki Tamanna nahi,

Yaa Rab,

Bas Meri Shadi Pasand ki ho jaye 🙂

Bolo Aameen
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Aameen to Bolo,
Biryani Nahi Khani Kiya??:-p

 

Kia January, Kia February,
Hum kia karein
November ko, December ko??
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Jab Girlfriend hi nahi Humari to,
Aag lagy is Calendar ko..!
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For all singles including me.

 

Pakistan Railway Ka Purana Name kia Tha?

ANS………..

North Western

 

Jahaz Me Achanak Meera Ki Tabiyat Kharab Ho gai..

AirHostess: Are U Sick? Suffering from Fever?

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Meera:
No, I’m Muslim and
Suffering from Lahore..;-p:D

 

Q: Hum Kon Hen??

Ans: Larkiyan

Q: Hum Kiya Chahti Hen??

Ans: Jahan-e-Sikandar, Faaras Ghazi, Sadi Yousuf, Salaar Sikandar.

Q: Hamen Milta Kiya Hai??

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“Phupo Ka Beta”…;-p:-D

 

Hindi Jokes

Actor MEERA Nai Film k liye Director k Paas Gai aur Boli:

“Mujhy Filmon me Kaam kerny ka Bohat Shoq Hai”

Director: Aap ko Kon sa Roll Pasand Hai??

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Meera:

“QEEMAY Wala”…;-p:)

 

Ek Charsi Chars Pi raha tha k Uska Baap aagaya.

Charsi ny Cigarette Shirt ki Jaib me Chhupa li.

Baap: Tum Cigarette Pi rahy thy?

Charsi: Nahi to Abbu ji.

Baap: To Phir Tumhari Shirt me se Dhuwan Q Nikal raha hai??

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Charsi: Aap ny Baat hi Dil Jalany Wali ki hai…;-p:-)

 

Hospital ka Amlaa Ek Shakhs k Peechy Bhaag raha tha..

Logon ny Pucha Kiya Huwa??

Doctor: 4 Baar Aisa Huwa Ye Dimagh ka Operation Kerwany k Bahany ata hai Aur

TIND Kerwa ker Bhaag Jata Hai…:-p:)