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Phaty Purany Kapron me Malboos Ek Admi
Ghabraya huwa Kabaariye ki Dukan me
Dakhil huwa aur
Jaib se Revolver Nikal ker Bola:
“Jo Kuch Tumhary Paas Hai Nikal Ker Rakh Do.”

Kabaariya: Is Revolver k 500 Rupy dun ga.

Admi: Theek Hai..;p

Hahaha

 

Ek Khargosh her Roz ek Lohar ki Dukaan Par jakar puchhta tha:
Gajar hai?

Lohar mana kar deta tha.

Ek din Lohar ko bahut Gussa aaya…!
Hathory se maar kar Khargosh ke Daant Torr diye
Aur bola: Ab jaa Gajar kha ke dikha.

Phir dusre din Khargosh aya Aur puchha
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Gajar ka Halwa hai kiya?..;-p:D

 

Larki: Baba Ji, Dua karen k Meri kisi
Samajhdar Admi se Shadi ho jaye.

Baba: Ghar Chali ja Beti,,
,
Samajhdar Admi Kabhi Shadi nahi kerta..;-p

 

Pakistan k to JIN bhi
Itny THARKI hoty hen,
k
Aashiq ho ker Charhty bhi
Sirf AURTON per hen,
Aur Phir
JHARO Khany se hi Utarty hen..;p

Hahahaha

 

Larki Doctor se:
Meri Skin Buhat Ziada
Mulayem
Soft
aur
Sensitive ha
aur
Mera Rung B buhat
Gora ha
Main Raat ko kya Laga kr Soya kron?

Doctor

KUNDI

hahahaha

 

Hindi Jokes

Jin logon ka Khayal hai k
Paison se Aapki
Zindagi me
Khushiyan nahi aa saktin
wo
Apny paisy
Mere Account me
Trasnfer ker sakty hen…;-p

Shukriya

 

Ek Faqeer Ek Sheikh k paas gaya,
Aur Usay Apni Dard Bhari Kahani Sunana shuru ker di,,

Us ki Kahani Aisi thi k Sheikh sun ker Rony laga aur Bohat Roya,,

Faqeer ny Socha Aaj to Sheikh Bohat Paisay de ga..

Sheikh Hichkiyan lete huwe bola:
“Baba Ji, Muaf Kero”…:-)

 

Reporter: Sir, MBBS ka kiya Matlab hota hai??

Qaim Ali Shah kafi der sochny k Basd Bola:

“Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto Shaheed”

Saen to Saen,
Saen ka Dimagh bhi Saen…:-p

 

Ek Admi ny Facebook per Status likha:
“Bivi Chahiye”

2 Larkiyon ny Like kiya aur
140 Admiyon ny Comment kiya:
“Meri Le Ja”

Admi ny Phir Lika:

“Kamino Mang Nahi Raha,
Puch Raha Hun” …:-)

 

Kal me ny 2 Logon ko BeWaqoof Banaya,

Pucho Kese?

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Bilkul Aisay Hi..;p

Ab 3 Ho Gaye,

Hahaha..:-)

 

Us ny Pal bhar kliye bhi Meri Masumiyat na Dekhi,

“Dosto”

Bas Aya
Bike Roki
Mobile Cheena
Aur
Chala Gaya..:-(

(,”)/’ Oye Ruk
<)(, GHAR se
_//_, Charger aur HANDfree
Le ker Ata hun, Wo bhi leja,
Meri Bhabhi ko de dena,
Ufone ka Pakage bhi hai…;-p:-)