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Adnan Sami ko India Apne Paas He Rakh Le.
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Hum Doosra Phula Lengy. 🙂
Zubaida Aapa.

 

Thanday Hath Waly Hazrat

Mun se Salam karen.:p

Shukriya

 

SUFI BANASPATI
Jo Naam Hai Aitamad ka.

MUNNI ko Cooking ka Shoq hua,

Mamale aai SUFI,

Sufi pe Aitamad jo tha.

Subha Uthi to Na MUNNI thi na SUFI,

Sufi pe Aitamad jo tha.

3 Saal baad Wapas Aai to Sath me
HABIB
KOSAR Aur
SULTAN
Bhi Thy.

Aur kero SUFI per Aitamad.
Ker di na
MUNNI Badnaam..:-)

 

Mareez: Doctor Sahab, Aap ny jo Dawa Likh ker di thi,
Wo to Kahin nahi mili,
Pura Shehar Chhan mara hai..

Doctor: Ohooo,
Dawai to me Likhna hi Bhool gaya tha,
Ye to Mere Signature hen..;-p:-0

 

Police Wala Apne Bache Se:
“Beta Tumhara Result Acha Nahi Aya.
Aj Se Tumhara Khelna,
Tv Dekhna Band.”

Son: Ye Lo 50 Rs,
Pakro Or
Is Baat Ko Yahien Daba Do….:-P:-)

 

Sardiyon ka Ek Faida Hai,,,

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Garmi Nahi Lagti…-)0

 

Bahar Aao Ek Minute

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Dekho Mosam Kitna Piyara Ho Raha hai,

Bilkul Meri Tarha…:-D:p

 

Kitny Majboor hen Hum Taqdeer k Hathon,,

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Uss k Phone a rahy hen aur

Yes Wala button hi Kharab hai..:-(

(,”) Yaro
<)(\, Kabhi “China” Mobile
_//_, Nahi Lena..:-)

 

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,

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to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

“kitna pyara bacha hai”?
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sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

“Aur hai b Bilkul taaza” ;->

 

Hindi Jokes

Pakistaniyon ki Sadgi pe
Qurban ho Jany ko Ji Chahta hai,,
Pait Kisi Ek ka Kharab hota hai,
Aur
“Khichri” Sary Ghar Waly Khaty hen…;-p:D

 

Kisi ny Ek Buzurg se Pucha:
“Baba Ji, Zindagi me Khoya kiya hai
Aur Paya kiya hai?”

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Baba Ji ny Bohat hi Khubsurat Jawab Diya:

Jo Gajar k Halwe me Dalty hen wo “Khoya” hai,
Aur
Jo Subha Nashty me Naan k Sath Khaty hen
Wo “Paya” Hai…:-p:)

 

Ek Admi ko Ala-Din ka Chiragh mila.
Usay Ragra to us me se Jin nikla aur bola:
“Kiya Hukum Hai Mere Aqa”

Admi: Pakistan se America tak Sarak bana do.

Jin: Bohat hi Mushkil hai, Koi Asan kaam bataen.

Admi: Meri Bivi ko Mera Fermabardar bana do.

Jin: Sarak Single banani hai k Double…;-)