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Thori si Cheeni Len,
Is ko Aankhon me Daal ker So jayen,,

Aap ko,

“Sweet Dreams” Aaen Gy..:p:)

Zubaida Aapa..:D

 

Ek Murghi Ko Qatal Karen,

Oil Me Usay Ghusal Den,

Phir Dahi Ka Sufaid Kafan Den,

Shan Masalay se Khushboo ki Dhuni Den,

Is k Baad Chawal me Is ki Qabar Banaen,

Jab Tayyar Ho Jaye To Phir Mujh Ko Dawat Den,

Ta k Is Ki Maghfirat Ki Dua Ki Ja Sake..:)

 

(‘,’)/ Baat Sun
/):( Jigar
/ |_
Koi Naya Msg Hai Tere Pas?

\(‘.’) Ager Hai To
):(\
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“DEEWAR” Pe Likh Day
“Send” To Tere Se Ho Ga Nai…

 

Mard Aaloo ki Tarha hota Hai,
Her Sabzi k Sath Set ho jata hai..

Aur

Aurat Bhindi ki Tarha Hoti hai,
Akeli hi Set Rehti Hai…:-)

 

English School k Bachay Zoo me..:
“Oh Wow! Look at that Monkey,
He is Sleeping,
Don’t Disturb..”

Government School k Bachay:
“Oye Wo Dekh Tera Baap So Raha Hai,
Pathar Maar Salay Ko”…:-p

 

Hamary Aitbar ki Had Puchty ho?
To Suno..

Us ny Din ko Raat Kaha
Aur Hum Phir se So Gaye:)

Neend ki Neend
Aitbar ka Aitbar
Aur
Itwar ka Itwar.:-p

Happy Sunday

 

Hindi Jokes

Sheikh Sahab Ki BV: Aap ny Itny Choty Choty Baal Q Katwaye??
??
Sheikh Sahab: Naai k paas 3 Rupy Khully Nahi Thy,

To Me ny Us se Kaha k 3 Rupy k Baal aur Kaat Do..:-p

hahaha

 

Ek Patwari Lahore Gaya,
Ek Pilaza me Dhakhil hua to

Darwazy per “PULL” Likha Hua Tha,

Wo Dekh ker Jazbati ho gaya aur Bola:

“Wah Miyan Sahab Wah!
Kithy Kithy PULL Banwa Chory Hen”..:-p

 

Shadi me Dulhan ka Pehly Wala BoyFriend bhi aya tha.

Dulhan ka Baap: Tum Kon Ho?

BoyFriend: Ji Me Wo Hun jo Semi Final me Bahar ho gaya tha,
Aur
Aaj Final Dekhny Aya Hun…:)

 

Kisi Danishwar ny Sach Kaha hai k:

“ZINDAGI TO BAS DO DIN KI HI HAI,

HAFTA aur ITWAAR,

Baqi DIN To BANDA ZALEEL hi Hota Hai”..:p

Happy Sunday

 

Aaj Sunday Hai
Mujh per Ek EHSAAN kerna,

(,”)/
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_//_

Aaj SUNDAY Hai Mujhy Disturb na kerna.

I Am Sleeping..:-)

Good Morning