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Fairness Tips..

Sardiyon me Raat 3 Bajay
Paani me Baraf Daal ker
Nahaya Jaye,
To
,
Rang Gora
Ho Jaye Ga.:-)

Aur Log Kahen gy k,

Wah kiya Noorani Chehra Paya Hai
Marhoom Ny…:-p

 

Kisi Din Hum Ek Dusray ki Taraf
Ye soch ker Jana Chhor Denge,,

,
,
,
,

K Kahin Unhon ny
Khota Hi Na Pakaya Ho…:-)

 

4 Cheezen Khatam Hony pe
Bohat Takleef Hoti Hai.

Mohabbat,
Rishta,
Aitbaar
Aur
,
ITWAAR.

(,”)
<)(>’ Itwaar Wala Dukh to
Rula hi Detya Hai…;-p

 

Mat Kerna Ghussa Meri Kisi Baat ka,

“Aye Dost”,

QK Ghussa Dosti ko Is Tarha Kha Jata Hai,

Jis Tarha “Bangali” Machli Ko…;p

Hahahaha

Msg Choro,
Tum Misaal Dekho Bas..:-)

 

My Dear Future Husband..

Pehly Sun Lo,,

Her Sunday Kitchen me Mera
Hath Batao Gy,

Warna Mujh se Her Sunday
FryPan Khao Gy…:-)

 

Ek Makkhi Kamzor Aur Zakhmi Halat meDoctor k Paar Pohnchi..

Doctor: Aray< Tumhari Ye Halat Kis ny Bana Di?

Makkhi: Kiya Bataun Doctor Sahab,
Sheikhon ki Chai me Gir Gai thi,
Unhon ny Choos Choos Ker Ye Haal Ker Diya Hai..:-(

Hehehehe

 

Dadi: Mujhy Lagta hai k Is Larki ko “Laqwaa” ho gaya hai,
Ek Hath Utha Huwa hai,
Aur mu Pichak Gaya Hai.

Me: Aray Nahi Dadi,
,
Wo to “Selfie” Le Rahi Hai..:-p)

 

Faqeer: Aap k Parosi ny Pait Bhar k Khana Khilaya Hai,
Aap Bhi Kuch Khilaao Sahab..
.
.
Sheikh: Ye Le,
“Hajmola” Kha Ab…;-p:)

 

The Only Person who can Order a Woman
to Stop Talking
And In Reply
.
She gave Smile to him,,
.
.
.
.
He Is,,,
.
.
.
A Photographer…:-)

 

Pakistan ki Her Gali Me 3 Cheezen zaroor hoti hen..

1- Beauty Parlour,

2- Tutition waali Baaji,

3- Phaddon Wali Aunty..:-p:D

 

Hindi Jokes

Ek Admi Bank k Derwazay k Samny
Ja Ker
“Shukriya Nawaz ShariF”
Keh ker So Gaya..

QK,

Bank k Derwazay per
Likha Tha,

“Yahan ‘Sony’ Per Bhi Loan Milta hai..:-p:)

 

Current se Bhi Bara Jhatka,

Insaan Ko Tab Lagta Hai,

Jab Usay Pata Chalay,
K Wo

Baghair Package k

“Mobile Data Net”
Use Ker Raha hai…;-p:0

 

Ek Admi Medical Store per Gaya Aur Bola:
“Mujhy Zehar Chahiye”.

Medical Store Wala:
“Me Aap ko Us Waqt tak Zehar nahi de Sakta
Jab Tak Aap k Paas Ijazat Nama na Ho.”

Admi ny Usy Apny “2 Nikah Namay” Dikhaye..

Medical Store Wala:
“Pappu Puttar,,,

WADDI BOTTLE DE PAAI NU”…;-p:)

 

Zardari: Meri Bivi Kis ny Merwai??

Najumi (Hisab Lagany k Baad): Us ka Naam “Z” se Shuru Hota hai.

Zardari: Me Soch Bhi Nahi Sakta Tha k
“Zubaida Aapa”
Mujhy Paany k liye Is Hadd Tak Ja Sakti Hen..;-p:)

 

Ek Admi Library Gaya Aur Kaha:
Mujhy Khudkushi Kerny k Tareeqay Wali Book Chahiye.

.

Librarian ny Usay Ghoor k Dekha aur Kaha:

Phir Usay Wapas Tera Piyo Kery Ga…:-)