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Police Waly ny Rikshaw Driver se Pucha k

Larkiyon ko le ker Kahan Ja rahy ho??

Driver Totla tha, Kehny laga :

“1 ko college me chod-dun ga,

1 ko Ghar chod-dun ga,

1 ko Hostel me chod-dun ga..”

Larkiyan Chilla ker Bolin : Ye Kiya Bakwas hai..?

Driver Bola :

Chup Raho, Warna Sab ko

Yahin chod- dun ga….;-p

 

** Happy Sunday **

Mujhy Jagany ki Khatir Jab Suraj aata hai,

Me Uth nahi Pata, Suraj Khud So jata hai,,

Puchny per Dil Ek Aawaz lagata hai,,

Soja Soja, Hafty me Ek Baar hi to Itwar aata hai..!!

 

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Bachpan se hi Acha Insan ban’ny ka Shoq Tha..

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Bas Phir,

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Bachpan Khatam,

Shoq bhi Khatam….;-p

TaaaliyAaann..

(Nawaz Sharif)

 

Totka..

Masjid k Bahar Chappal Rakhen to

1 Chappal ek Kony me aur

Dusra Chappal Dusray Kony me Rakhny se

Chappal Chori Nahi ho gi…;-)

 

Aap ko Meri kon si Aadat

Zehar Lagti hai??

Reply 🙂

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Kerny se Pehly,

Apne liye Chheepa Ambulance Book kerwa lena..:-D

Call To 1020….;-p

Good Morning

 

Doctor : Agar Tum meri Dawa se Theek ho gaye to kiya

INAAM do gy??

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Mareez : Janab Me to Qabren Khodta hun, Apki Qabar

Muft me Khod dun ga…..;-p