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Aadmi Kitna Dheela Q na ho,,

2 Kaam Lazmi kerta hai..

1- Subha Uth ker “KHORAAK” ki Talash..

Aur

2- Sony se Pehly “SORAAKH” ki Talash..

Ayan Ali ki Kitab: “Mere Tajrube”

 

KamWali ko Saith Chhair raha tha..

KamWali : Badtamizi kero gy to Mor bana dungi..

Saith : Murga to suna tha per

Mor kese banao gi??

KamWali : Gand me Jhaaru daal ker…;-0

 

A Boy went to Doctor for Skin Infections..

After Checking the Skin,

Doctor Said :

“Apni Girlfriend ko bolo k Apni Lipstick Brand

Change karey,,

Tumhen MEDORA se Allergy hai….;-p 🙂

 

Ek Charsi Bus me Chars Pi raha tha…

Sath wali seat per Ek Baba g bethy huwe thy,,

Wo dekh ker Boly :

“Beta tum ko pata hai k Tum Jahannum k Raasty per ja rahy ho..”

Charsi chilla ker bola :

“Oye Beghairto! Roko Bus, me te Shekhupura jana c.”…;-)

 

Mareez : Doctor Sahab! Roz 50 rupy ki Dawai le ker jata hun,

Magar koi Faaida nahi hota??

Doctor : Aaj 40 Rupy ki le ker jana,

10 Rupy ka Faaida ho jaye ga….:-)

 

Ladies Hostel ki Principal ny

Phone per KESC Walon ko Complain ki,,

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Meharbani ker k Aaj to AADMI bhej do,

Larkiyan 3 Din se MOMBATTI se Kaam chala rahi hen…:-p :-0

 

Hindi Jokes

Tanz aur Behas se Rishty kamzor ho jate hen,,

Is Liye Jis ki Baat Buri lagy,

Foran Chamaat maar den..

So Plz,

Dil pe Mat len,

Mun pe den…,:-D 🙂

Good Morning

 

Bacha Paida hony per Dost ny Chusni Gift ki,,

Bachy ka Baap : Yaar! Itna Chota Bacha Chusni nahi peeta..

Dost : Ye Us k liye nahi, Tere liye hai,,

Teri Chusni to ab Wo piye ga…;-0

 

Lady Doctor Pagal Patient se :

Mera Dupatta utaro.

Pagal : OK

Lady Doctor : Ab Meri Qameez utaro.

Pagal : OK

Lady Doctor : Ab jaldi se Meri Shalwar bhi utaro.

Pagal : OK

Lady Doctor :

“Aur Aainda kabhi Mere Kapry na Pehanna. OK

Aaj Phir Aap ki Soch ko 21 Topon ki Salami…:-p

 

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1 Chhoti si Bachi Dukandar k pass gai aur boli :

“Jab me Bari ho jaun gi to Aap Mujh se Shadi kero gy”??

Dukandar Hans ker bola : Haan ker lun ga..

Bachi boli : To kiya aap apni hony wali Wife ko

1 Chocolate bhi nahi de sakty…:-)

Oh Teri Khair..

2016 ki Aany Wali Tez Tareen Bachi…:-)