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Zubaida Aapa : Hello

Caller : Aapa, Me ny New Sabun se Apni Chaddi dhoi to wo Chti ho gai,

Ab kiya karun??

Zubaida Aapa :

“Ab Usi Sabun se Apny Hips Dho lo”…;-p 😀

 

Ek American Aurat, Ek Japani Aurat, Aur Ek Pakistani Aurat Kashti me ja rahy thy k Achanak Wahan Jin agaya aur Bola :

“Samandar me Koi Cheez Phenko, Agar me ny dhoond li to Me Tumhen kha jaun ga,

Aur Agar na Dhoond paya to Me Tumhara Ghulam”.

American Aurat ny Memory Card phenka,
Jin ny usay dhoond liya aur usay Kha gaya..

Japani Aurat ny Sikka Phenka, Jin ny usay bhi dhoond liya aur
Usay Kha gaya..

Phir

Pakistani Aurat ny Disprine Goli phenki aur Boli :

“Chal Beta Ghar Chal, Bohat Kaam para hai”…;-)

Pakistan Zindabad

 

** FaceBook K Kamalaat **

Class k Doran Ek Larky ny Apna FaceBook Account khola aur Status diya,
“I am Using FB in Class”

Foran Professor ny comment kiya,
“Class se Nikal jao”.

Principal ny Professor k Comment ko Like kiya,

Dost ny Comment kiya,
“Oye Cafe aja”.

Maa ny Comment kiya,
“Nalaik Insan Class nahi leni to Sabzi le kr Ghar aja”.

Baap ny Foran Comment kiya,
“Dekh lo Apny Bety ki Harkaten”.

Usi Waqt Girlfriend ka Comment agaya,
“Dhoky Baaz, Tum ny to kaha tha k Hospital me hun,
Dadi Akhri Stage per hen is liye Milny nahi aa sakta”.

Aur

Usi Waqt Dadi ny Comment kiya,

“Lakh Di Lanat”….;-p

 

Hindi Jokes

Ek Dehati Aurat Check Cash karany gai,,

Clerk : Sign kero..

Aurat : Kese??

Clerk : Jese Apny Shoher ko Khat k End me Likhti ho.

Aurat ny Likha :

Tuadi Chummi di Piyasi Billo…;-0 🙂

 

Jewellery Shop me ek Admi ki Zabardast Pitaai hui,,

QK

Us ny Sales Girl se kaha :

Aap ka ek ek Item Gazab ka hai, Aaj

Sonay ka kiya Rate hai…:-)

 

Jab Kabhi Toot k Bikhro to

Mujhy Bata dena,,

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Me Tumhen Samait ker,

Subha Kachry Walon ko de dunga..

Seedhi Baat

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No Emotional
No Jazbaat..:-)

Pak Pak Pakistan

Saaf Saaf Pakistan…:-D

 

3 Different Styles Of Proposing…

In English : Would U Mind being My Girlfriend??

In Hindi : Kiya Aap Meri Premika bano gi??

In Punjabi : Veli Phirdi Rendi Ay, Kisi

Ghareeb de Kam e Aaja…;-D

 

Ladies ko Petrol Pump k Bahar Q Utar diya jata hai??

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QK Petrol Pump per Likha hota hai k

Aag Lagany Wali Cheezen Door Rakhiye…:-)