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Lady to Doctor : Thakawat Bohat hoti hai.

Doctor : Sex kitna kerti ho??

Lady : Daily.

Doctor : Sunday mat kero.

Lady : Sunday hi to Husband Ghar hoty hen,

Unhen kese Mana kerun…;-0

 

4 Saal ka Bacha aur Bachi ek sath Naha rahy thy..

Bachi : Me Tumhari NoNo pakrun??

Bacha : Nahi, Apni to Torr di, Ab Meri bhi Tory gi kiya”>>;-p

 

Kitna Roya tha Wo Mehbooba ko Mobile Gift ker k,

FARAZ,,

Raat k 3 bajy tak Wo Sunta raha,,

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Aap ka Mobile Number Dusri Line per Masroof hai…:-0 🙁

 

Faqeer Allah k naam per kuch de de Bacha??

Bacha Cycle per : Chalo Theek hai Pichay beth jao,

Ek Round de deta hun…:-)

 

** Aaj ki Baat **

Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad rakhna,

Zindagi me Aansoo pochny waly to Bohat mil jaen gy,

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Lekin

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Naak Pochny Wala koi nahi mily ga,

Is Liye

Thanda Paani

Soch samajh ker Peena,

Mosam Badal Raha Hai…;-p 😀

 

Sardiyon me Rozana Subha

Ek Barfeeli Paani ki Balti se

Nahany se

Sardi ka Asar Bohat Kam Mehsoos hota hai..

G Unhi K Marva Deny Waly Totkay…:-)

 

Agar Aap Khud kash Bombar ko dekh len to Us per Foran

Pisi Laal Mirch,

Dhanya Powder,

Pisi Haldi,

Pisa Adrak Lehsan,

Sab ka ek ek Table Spoon aur

1/2 kg Corn Flour Chirak den..

Bomb Blast hoty hi Khudkash ka Tasty Broast Tayyar ho jaye ga..;-)

Dhamaky Daar Totkay

 

Agar Sardiyom me Raat ko Sony se pehly ek Adad Tez “MOOLI”,

Ubli hui “Chany ki Daal” Aur “Kaala Namak”

Hasb e Zaiqa kha ker

Uper se “Lihaaf” Orh liya jaye to

Aap k Lihaaf k Ander “Chemikal Bombing” Start ho jaye gi,

Jis se Ander ka “Temperature” Barh jaye ga aur

“Sardi” nahi lagy gi..

NOTE :

Jazbati ho Ker Khany ki Miqdar ko Ziyada mat kerna.

Warna “Lihaaf” Jal ker Phat sakta hai…:-)

 

Teacher ny Ek Bachy ki Mom ko likha :

“Bachy ko Nehla ker bheja karen”.

Mom ny Note parhny k baad likha :

“Bachy ko Parhaya karen, Soongha na karen”….:-)

 

Hindi Jokes

Father : Me nahi Chahta k Meri Beti Apni Puri Zindagi Ek Gadhay k sath Guzary.

Boyfriend : Bas isi liye Me Usay Yahan se le jany aya hun…:-)

 

Aurat Subha Langrati hui Mohally k Hakeem k paas gai aur Pucha :

Mere Shoher ko SEX ki Dawa Tum ny di thi??

Hakeem : G Haan

Aurat : To Bivi bhi Apni de deta Kaminay…:-)