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**(Beautiful Words)**

Waqt Ka Pata tab chalta hai Jab

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Jab Aap

Ghari Dekhty hen…:-0 🙂

 

Us ny Mere Hath ki Lakiren dekhin,

Aur Hans ker kaha:

“Tujhy Zindagi me Sab kuch Mily ga,

Siwae,

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,

Petrol,
Aata,
Chini,
Bijli,
Gas,
Aur

Insaaf k

QK

 

Ek Pagal k Sar se Khoon Nikal Raha tha..

Doctor : Kiya Huwa??

Pagal : Me Hath se Deewar Torr raha tha to

Kisi ki Awaz aai..:

“Apni Khopri Ka Istemal Bhi Ker Le”

Bas Phir Me Ny Apni Khopri Istemal ker Li…:-)

 

Sardi Aa Rahi Hai,,

Aur Is Ki Sab Se Bari

Khoobi Ye Hai K,

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Germi Nahi Lagti…:-)

 

Ek Larka Apni GirlFriend ko Call kerta hai..

Larki ka Baap Mobile Utha leta hai..

Baap : Hello, Kon bol raha hai??

Larka : Sir, Me Amitabh Bachan bol raha hun, Kon bany ga Carorpati se.
Aap ki Beti ki Friend is Waqt Mere Samny bethi hai aur Ek Sawal k Uttar me
Aap ki Beti ki Help Chahti hai..

Baap Bohat Excited ho ker Mobile Beti ko Deta hai..

Larka : Sawal ye hai, Aaj Sham Aap kahan Milen gi?

A- Beach
B- Park
C- Disco
D- Restaurant

Larki : Option A

Ye hai 2015 ka Kamina Aashiq…:-)

 

Ek Tota aur Uska Malik Jahaz me Safar ker rahy thy..

Air hostess paas se guzri to
Toty ny C.T bajai,

Wo Mur ker Muskurai..

Malik ny ye Dekha to Usny bhi C.T bajai..

Air hostess ny Complain ker di.

Elan huwa Dono ko Jahaz se Phenk do..

Darwazy per Tota Malik se bola :
“Urna Ata Hai”??

Malik : Nahi

Tota : To Phir Apni Maa ko Chaira Q tha….:-)

 

Ek Pagal Admi bohat Dair se Chand ko Dekh raha tha,,

Kaafi dair k baad Wo Bola :

“Jalta reh Puttar, Jab Nawaz Sharif

Bijli ka Bill Bhejy ga Tab pata chaly ga”….:-)

 

Hindi Jokes

Log kehty hen k

Mohabbat k Rasty me

Her Waqt

Dard mily ga..
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Me Soch raha hun k

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Is Rasty per

MEDICAL STORE Khol lun…:-)

 

Ek Baba G PCO per gaye,

Wahan bethi Larki Muskura ker Boli:

“Baba G kidhar kerna hai”??

Baba G : Is Umar me Kursi per to Mushkil ho ga,

Nichay hi Chadar bicha lo…;-0 🙂

 

Girl Friend is Fun, &

Wife is a Gun..

Girl Friend is the Light of the Moon, &

Wife is the Month of June..

Girl Friend is Tooti Fruity, &

Wife is Qismat Phooti..

Girl Friend is Full of Beauty, &

Wife is Only Duty..

Girl Friend is Pesion, &

Wife is Tension..

Girl Friend is Patakha, &

Wife is Zubaida Aapa…:-)