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Hindi Jokes

Judge : Tum ny Apny Bete ki Tarbiyat Achi nahi ki..

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Father : Tarbiyat to Achi ki thi,

Phir bhi Kambakhat na jany kis tarha Pakra gaya..:-)

 

Elder siblings other countries..

To Help,
To Protect,
To Love.

In Pakistan..

Paani Lao,
Remote Lao,
Gate Kholo,
Room ka Door band kero…;-)

 

Choti si Zindagi,

Lamba sa Rasta,,

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Ammi Meri Shadi kerwa do,

Khuda ka Wasta…;-)

 

Kermu(Cook) : O Saaab Ji, Motor Kharab ho gai hai.

Sahab(Shocked) : Ab Me Nahaun ga kese?

Kermu : Bahar Phek dun Saaab Ji isay?

Sahab : Abay Pagal hai kiya?

Shaam ko Plumber ko bula ker Theek kerwata hun.

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Kermu : Theek hai Saaab Ji,

Fir abhi Aalu me Motor ki jaga Gobbi daal dun??…:-)

 

Saffar k Mahiny ki Dua..

Ya Allah Ye Saffar ka Mahina hai,

Is Saffar k Mahiny me Sab ko,

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“HamSafar” Ata Ferma.

Aameen:)

 

Height Of Creativity
A Boy saved His Girlfriend no: as LOW BATTERY.

So, Whenever she Calls & He is not Around,

His Mom Plugs His Phone to Charged..:-D

 

Larki aur SMS Dono
Ek Jese hoty hen..

Wo Kese??

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Jab tak UPER se NEECHAY tak Pura DEKH na lo

SUKOON nahi Aata…;-p 🙂

 

Hindi Jokes

Ameer Aadmi : Aaj Mere Paas 14 Cars,

28 Dukanen, 4 Banglay hen. Timhary paas kiya hai??

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Ghareeb Aadmi : Mere Paas Ek Beta Hai,

Jis ki Girlfriend Teri Beti hai…:-) :-p

 

Apni Aankhon k Samandar me Utar jany de,

Tera Mujrim hun Mujhy Doob k Mar Jany de..

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Oye Mujhy Bahar Nikalo,

Me Mazaq Ker Raha Tha…:-)

 

Ek Aurat ny 100 Police Walon ki Dawat ki..

Police Officer : Amma G, Ye Khana Kis Khushi me Khilaya??

Amma : Me ny Mannat Mani thi k Mera Ghar ban gaya to

Me 100 Haramiyon ko Roti Khilaun gi.

Police Officer Hans ker Bola :

“Amma, Itny Takalluf ki Kiya Zarurat thi,

1 “K.E.S.C” Waly ko hi Bula leti, Kafi Tha”….;-p 😀

 

(@,@)
“(-)”
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Ye Kon Hai??

Ufone Waly to kehty hen,
“TUM HI TO HO”

Hahahaha

Bura Mat man’na

Mujhy ZONG Walon ny Kaha Tha
“SAB KEH DO”

QK,

Telenor Ka Kehna Hai,
“SACHI YARI SAB PE BHARI”

To Phir Jese,
“JAZZ APNA HAI”

Wese Hi “TUM” Bhi Apny Ho…:-)

 

Hindi Jokes

Moti Aurat : Doctor Sahab, Subha Khelny se Sehat achi rehti hai, Magar

Mujhy koi Farq nahi Para..

Doctor : Konsa Khel Khelti ho??

Moti : CHEEL URI KAWWA URA…;-0 🙂