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Ek “Khudkash” Hamla Aawar ny “Taliban Commander se Kaha :

“Sir Ji, Barood zara Kam dala kero,

Pichli dafa Hamara Banda

“Jannat” se

33 kilometer Aagay nikal gaya tha…:-)

 

Police : Hamen Khabar mili hai k Aap k Ghar me Dhamaka Khez Mawad Mojud hai??

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Aadmi : Inspector Sahab, Aap ki Khabar to 100% Durust hai,

Magar Wo to Aaj Maikay gai hui hai…:-)

Hahaha

 

Do Aadmi Safar per ja rahy thy, Rasty me Raat ho gai,,

Wo Tent laga ker so gaye..

Raat ko Ek Aadmi ki Ankh khuli to us ny dusray ko jaga ker kaha :

Aasman ki Taraf dekh ker batao Tumhen kiya Nazar aya??

2nd Aadmi : Bohat sary Sitaray.

1st Aadmi : Is se kiya pata chalta hai??

2nd Aadmi : Aasman Khubsoorat hai aur Roshni bhi hai..

1st Aadmi : Abay Andhay, Koi Hamarat Tent Utha ker le gaya hai..:-)

 

Ek Larki Dukandar se : Ye Suit kitny ka hai?

Dukandar : 1500 ka.

Larki : Uff, Aur Wo Wala??

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Dukandar : Do Dafa Uff…;-p

 

Aaj ka Kaam Kabhi Aaj na kero,

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Hamesha Kal per Chhoro,

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Kiya Pata Kal,

Wo Kaam Kerna hi na Paray…;-)

 

Suno !!

Tum Jaan Ho Meri..
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Mujhey Bhai Jaan Mat Kehna. .P:P:

 

Kisi ne IQBAL se poocha k zindgi me KHOYA kya hy
or PAYA kya hy??

To Unhon N Kya Khoob Jawab Diya.

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Jo Gaajar k Halway me daaltay hain,
wo KHOYA hy.

Or

Jo Nashtay my Naan k sath khatay hain wo PAYA hy.

Ghor Se Prrhny ka Shukriya..
Waisy Ye
‘Iqbal Hotel’
Waly ki baat ho rahi thi.

 

Baahir Aao, Me Biryani le ker Bahir Khara hun,

Jaldi se Aao.

Ye Keh ker Kisi ko Tang Mat kerna…:-) :-p

Naya hai, Phenk Do Market me..:-D

Hahahaha

 

Hindi Jokes

Larki : Papa Me ny 1 Larky se “FaceBook” per Jaan Pehchan ki,

Phir “Whats App” pe Us se “Chatting” ki,

Phir “Twitter” per Us se Apny Piyar ka Izhar ker diya…

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Papa :

Beta to phir “Shadi.com” pe Us se Shadi ker lo,

“Google” se Bachay Download ker lena,

Aur Agar husband Bura lagny lagy to

“OLX” pe Bech dena…:-0 😀

 

Agar Koi Larki Ghar se Bhagny ki Dhamki de to Usay Foran

Ganja ker den, Maheeno tak Ghar se Bahar Qadam nahi Nikaly gi,

Aur Us ka BoyFriend Usay dekh ker Bhaag jaye ga…:-p 🙂

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G G Unhi K Hifazti Totkay..:-D