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Old Dharmedar to Modern Basanti…

Dharmendar : Basanti, In Kutton k Samny Mat nachna.

Basanti : Excuse Me, Who the Hell r u 2 order me like this?

U Stupid guy using abusive language. U bloody fool,

Hanging in the rusty chain with so obnoxious smell coming from ur body.

U keep ur mouth Shut…

Nonsense!

Hay Gabbar !

Play The Music Man..:-P 😀

 

Insan ko Jitni Chaadar ho,

Utny hi Pair Phelana chahiye..

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Nahi To,

Thand Lagti hai…:-)

 

Kiya Aap ko Maloom hai k

Ek Sachy Insan aur

Dinosaur

Me kiya Farq hai??

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Ab Ye Dono hi Duniya me Mojud nahi rahy…;-)

 

Itny Khud’dar thy Hum k
Kabhi School bhi na jaty thy,,

Yaaro,,

Wo to Bachiyon k Deedar ny
Matric tak Pohncha diya..:-)

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Thanks Girlz…;-p

 

Girl to Shopkeeper : Safeguard Sabun hai??

Shopkeeper : Haan Hai.

Girl : Us se Hath Dho ker Ek “Always” Dena…;-0 :-p

 

Hindi Jokes

Bacha : Ek Liter Aata de do.

Shopkeeper : Beta, Aata kilo k Hisab me milta hai.

Bacha : Bottle me ek kilo Aata de do.

Shopkeeper : Beta, Aata bottle me nahi ata, Tum shopkeeper bano me tumhen batata hun k Aata kese lety hen??

Shopkeeper : Ek Kilo Aata de do.

Bacha : Bottle laaye ho?…;-p

 

Pappu posted Facebook Status :

“I Have Become a Father”.

He gets 1000 Comments : Congrates, Boy or girl??

?

Pappu : Bhai Church me Nokri Mili hai Father ki…;-p 🙂

 

Bhutto ny kaha tha : Qoam Ghaas kha le gi, Lekin

Atom Bomb zarur banaye gi..

Sochny ki Baat hai k,

Jo Qoam Ghaas kha ker Atom Bomb bana sakti hai,

Wo

“Khotay” Kha ker kiya kiya bana daly gi…;-p 😀

 

3 Charsi Rakshaw me Bethy..

Rakshaw Waly ny Rakshaw Start ker k band ker diya aur bola : Lo Sahab, Pohanch gaye.

Ek Charsi ny Shukriya bola,

Dusry ny Paisy diye,

Teesry Charsi ny Rakshaw Waly ko Thappar maar diya..

Driver samjha k Us ko Pata chal gaya hai.

Magar Charsi bola :

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Salay Rakshaw to Dheeray Chalaya ker, Itni Tez Bhaga k Laya Hai…:-p