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iPhone Aur Samsung me Ek hi Cheez Mushtarik hai,,

Kon Si??

?

Nahi Pata??

Answer :

“Dono Hi Mere Paas Nahi Hen”…:-p

 

Wo Kehta hai k

Larny se “Mohabbat” Barhti hai,,

Ye Sunty hi Hum

Us ki “Naak” pe “Mukka” Maar k Bhag Aaye..:-0

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_//_. Theek Kiya Naa,

Aakhir Sacha Piyar hai Hamara…:-)

 

Ek Party Hall me Bohat se Log thy aur Khana Kam tha..

Mezban ko Shak tha k Ye Sab Invited hen bhi ya nahi.

Us ny Elaan kiya : “Jo log Dulhan ki taraf se hen wo khary ho jaen.”

20 Log khary ho gaye.

Phir kaha : “Jo Dulhay ki taraf se hen wo khary ho jaen.”

25 Log khary ho gaye.

Mezban Hansa aur Kaha : “Jo Log Khary hen Wo Bahar Dafa ho jaen,

QK,

Ye BirthDay Party Hai,

Tumhari Maa ki Shadi Nahi”…;-p 🙂

 

Mareez Nurse se : I Love U,
Tum ny Mera Dil Chura liya hai.

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Nurse Shermaty Huwe : Chal Jhooty,

Hum ny to Dil ko Hath bhi nahi lagaya,

Hum ny to Sirf “Kidney” Churaai hai…:-)

 

Doctor : Tum Ek din me kitny Cigarette peety ho??

Charsi : Taqreeban 20

Doctor : Agar Mujh se ilaaj kerana hai to Itni Cigarette pina band kerna ho ga. Aaj se tum Ek Cigarette Khany k baad piyo gy Aur Bas.

Charsi ny ilaaj kerana Shuru ker diya,

Kuch Mahino k baad Charsi ki Tabiyat Theek hona Shuru ho gai..

Doctor : Dekha Mere Bataye huwe Parhez se Tumhen kitna Faida huwa.

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Charsi : Lekin Doctor Sahab, Ek Din me

20 Baar Khana bhi to koi Asan Baat Nahi..;-p:-)

 

Hindi Jokes

TV Anchor to Meera : Aap Net use kerti hen??

Meera : Ye to Director pe depend kerta hai jo wo bole, Net ya Jorjet etc..

Anchor : G Me Inter net ki baat ker raha tha.

Meera : G Inter to me ny Matric se bhi pehly ker liya tha.

Anchor : R U OK??

Meera : Yes same to you and Happy Birth Day to You..:-)

 

Malika Sherawat ko Juicer chalaty huwe dekh ker Uski Amma bolin :

“Beta Juice bana rahi ho kiya”?

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Malika :

“Nahi, Ek Do Din k Kapry thy to Socha isi me Dho lun”…;-p:-D

 

Sheikh Sahab ka Us k paas aya aur pucha :

“Abba, Me Paros ki Larki k sath Date per ja raha hun, Jaaiz hai”??

Sheikh : Nahi.

Larka : Q??

Sheikh : Ye Raaz Apni Maa ko na Batana, Wo Larki Teri Behan hai, Mera uski Maa k sath Chakkar tha..

Agly Din Bete ny 2sri parosan ka
Aur 3sry din 3rd parosan ka pucha to her baar Sheikh ka Chakkar nikla.

Tang aa ker Beta Maa k paas gaya aur Roty huwe Sari baat batai.

Maa ny Bete ko Piyar kiya aur Boli :

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Ja Beta, Sab se Date Maar,

Tu kon sa Sheikh Sahab ka Beta hai…;-p 😀