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Ek Bachy Ka ShikWa.:

“Ghar Wale Achay Bhaly Bethy Huwe Hoty hen,

Phir Achanak Mujhy Dekh Ker

Unko Kaam Yaad Ajaty Hen”..:-(

 

Hari Mirchen…

1- Agar Koi Hamen Acha Lagta hai toAcha Wo nahi Hum hen,
Aur Agar Koi Hamen Bura Lagta hai Bura Wohi hai.
QK Hum to Achay hen naa..

2- Zindagi se Koi Cheez Mango to Aise Jese Tumhery Baap ki Thi,
Aur Agar Wo Nahi Mily to Konsi Tumhery Baap ki Thi..

3- Agar Koi Aap ko Dekh ker Darwaza Band ker le to
Yaad Rakho Kundi Darwazy k Dono Taraf Hoti Hai,
Aap Bhi Bahar se Lagao Aur Bhaag Jao..;-p

Hahaha..:)

 

Lady: Hamen Wo Zarafa Dikhao Jis ny 12 Bachay diye hen.

Chirya Ghar ka Guide: Ye 18 Bachay Aap k Hen??
?

Lady: Ji Haan.

Guide: Aap Ruken, Me Zarafa ko Yahin le ata hun,

Wo Khud Aap ko Dekhna Pasand Kare Ga…;-p:D

 

1st Aurat: Shadi k Shuru me Mere Shoher
Bhaag Bhaag ker Meri Her Fermaish Puri Kerty Thy..

2nd Aurat: Aur Ab??

?

1st Aurat: Ab Fermaish Suntay hi
Bhaag Jaty hen…:-(

 

Hindi Jokes

Hindi Jokes

MotorCycle Wala: Sir Ji, Mere Kaghzat to Puray hen. Phir Chalaan Q Kiya??

Pakistani Police:

“Sohniyo! Double Sawari Khul Gai Hai,
Te Tu Kalla e Ja riya aye”…;-p:)

 

Aksar Log Apni Bivi ya Girlfriend ko

Petrol Pump k Bahar MotorCycle se Q Utar dete hen??

QK

Petrol Pump per Likha Hota Hai”

“Aag Lagany Wali Cheezen Pump se Door Rakhen”…:-p

 

Interviewer: What is Your Qualification?

Man: I Am Ph.D

Interviewer: What do U Mean by Ph.D?

Man: Passed Highschool with Difficulty..:-p

 

Sunehri Baat..!!

“Shadi Aur Bewaqoofi kerny ki Koi Umer Nahi,
Insaan Kabhi bhi Ker Sakta Hai,,

Bas,

Usay Bhugatny ka Hosla Hona Chahiye”…;-p

 

Kabhi Bhi Larkiyon ko Gaali Mat do,,

Agar Bohat Ghussa Araha ho to

Bas Ek Dafa,

“Aunty Ji” Bol Do,

Qasam se Gaali se Ziyada Asar Ho Ga..;-p:)

 

Ek Moti Larki Doctor k paas Gai..

Larki: Doctor Sahab, Suna hai k Khelny se Motapa Kam hota hai,
Me Rozana 2 Ghantay Khelti hun lekin
Mujhy to Koi Farq nahi Parta.

Doctor: Kiya Khelti Hen Aap?

Larki: Candy Crush..;-p

 

Duniya ki Sab se Best Maa to
Her Bete K Paas Hoti Hai,,

Lekin

Pata Nahi Duniya ki
Best Bivi,

Dusron k Paas hi Q Hoti Hai..;-p