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Ek Amreeki Foji ko Rasty Me Chiraag Para Huwa Mila.

Us ny Jese Hi Chiraag ko Utha Ker Ragra,
,
Ek Dhamaka Huwa Aur
Wo Wahin Mar Gaya.
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Moral:-
Kuch Cheezen “Aladeen” Ki Nahi
“Mujahideen” Ki Bhi Hoti Hen..;-p

 

Ek Sheikh Ko Current Lag gaya.

Bivi: Sartaj Aap Theek to Hen??

Sheikh: Mujhy Goli Maar,
Jaldi se Bahar Ja Ker Dekh,
,
“Meter Per Kitny Unit Gir Gaye Hen?”..;-p

 

Police Waly ny Larki ko Aankh Mari.

Larki Ghusse se:
Me Aisi Wesi Larki Nahi Hun.

Police Wala: Wo Baat to Theek Hai,
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,
Magar Check Kerna To
Hamara Farz Banta hai..;-p:)

 

Hindi Jokes Funny

Molvi:
Batao Jo Log Ghalat Kaam
Krty hen Wo Kahan Jaty Hen?

Larki(Sharmate Huwe):
Shaher K Log
Hotel Me
Or Gaa0n K Log
Kheet0n
Me Jaty Hen…;-p:)

 

Duniya me Unhi Logon ka

Sar Ooncha hai,
Jin ke pass
,
Whatsapp nai hai…;-p:)

 

Ek Kashti Toofan me Phans Gai.

Captan: Kisi ko Toofan se Bachny ki Dua Yaad Hai??

Molvi: Mujhy Yaad Hai.

Captan:
Tum Dua Mango,
,
Hamaray Pass
1 Life Jacket Kam Hai…;-p

 

7 Peer Babay Alag Alag Chataai per Bethy thy..

Larka Peer se: BabaJi, MBA ker Liya hai,
Ab Agay Kiya Kerun??
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Baba Dusray Sathi Se:
Ek Aur Chataai Laga Bhai K Liye”…;-p

 

Hindi Jokes Funny

A Man was reading financial times.

Headlines: “Microsoft buys Yahoo Messenger for $ 8.5 billion…”

He says: “O teri…
Kharida Q? Download kar leta paglay..;-p

 

Me: Bhai need ur support,
She is online n said i love u,
Kiya krun??

Lawyer: Bhai sab se pehly screen shot ly,
Documentation bht zaroori ha..:-D

 

Height Of Facebook Updates..!

“Suhaag Raat Hai, Ghunghat Utha Raha hun Me..”

125 Likes,

1 Comment: Bhai Update Kerty Rehna,
,
,
Hum Online Hen..;-p:)

 

Pehle zamane Ki Ladkiya,
Dua Parh ke Soti Thi
Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage.
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.21st Century Ki Ladkiya..
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Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti He,
Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage.

 

1997 Ki Larkiyan Kehti thin:
“Agar Tum Mil Jao,
Zamana Chor Dengy Hum”
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Aur

2016 Ki larkiyan Kehti Hen:
“Agar Tum Mil Jao,
Purana Chor Dengy Hum”..:-p

Isi Liye Kehty Hen,
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,
Jab Tak Larki Kanwari Hai,
Na Tumhari Hai,
Na Hamari Hai,

Bas Ye Hi Samjho k
Sarkari Hai..:-)

Hahaha