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Hindi Jokes Funny

Girls College K Bahar
Blast K Baad
Geo Reporter Larki Se:
“Jab Bomb Gira
To Kiya Wo Ek Dam Se Phat Gaya”?

Zakhmi Larki Ghusse Se:

Ji Nahi,

Wo Rengta Hua
Mere Qareeb Aya,

Aur
Nihayat Adab Se,

Piyar Se,

Aur
Sharma Ker

Bola

Baji !!
THAAA..;-p

 

Pakistan Ki Nojawan Nasal K
Bigarny Ki Asal Waja Kiya Hai?

Mobile..?

No

Media..?

No

Internet..?

Nahi

10th Class Ki Urdu Ki Ghazlen..:-p

Achay Se Achay Bachay Ko
Aashiq Bana Deti Hen..

Example:

“Deedar Ki Talab Hai
To Nazren Jamaye Rakh Ghalib..!

Parda Jesa Bhi Ho,
Sarakta Zarur Hai”..;-)

 

 

Hindi Jokes Funny

Mera Dost Kehta Tha:
“Jaan Bhi mango Gy To Haazir Hai”

Aaj Wo Apni Girlfriend Ko Jaan Kehta Hai,

Aur

Me Mangun To Galiyan Deta Hai.:-(

Jhoota Kahin Ka..;-p

 

Faqeer:
Koi Babay ko Roti Khila Do,
Baba Chawal Bhi Kha Leta Hai,
Baba Ice Cream Aur Bottle Bhi Pi Leta Hai.

Ghar K Andar Se Ek Moti Larki Boli:
Baba Jootay Bhi Kha Leta Hai?

Faqeer:
Nahi Beta,
Babay Ko Sakht Ghiza Mana Hai…;-p

 

1 Larki ki Shaadi Hui…

Garmi bohat thi.

Aap Yaqeen karo.

Doosry Din he unke Ghar

BACHI HUI.

Biryani Kharab Ho Gai.

Hahahahaha 🙂

 

Actor Meera Apna Result Card Dekh Ker:

“Oh Me Fail Ho Gai,
Wo Bhi English Me.
Dispossible.”…;-p

 

Doctor: Cigarette Bohat Khatarnak Hai.
Ye Insan Ko Ahista Ahista Maar deti Hai.

Charsi:
To Theek Hai Na,
Hamen konsa Jaldi hai..;-p

Hahaha

 

Kehty Hen k Insan Ko
Sab Se Ziyada Takleef
Mohabbat Me Dil Tootny Per Hoti Hai.
.
Per Mera Zati Khayal Ye Hai k,
,
,
Dhoop Me Khari Motor Cycle Per
Bethny Se Bhi
Cheekhen Nikal Jati Hen..;-p

 

Hindi Jokes Funny

Judge: Tum Ny Maqtool Ko Pani Me Zehar Mila Ker Q Diya?

Mulzim: Janab, Us Ny Khud Kaha Tha K
Aisa Pani Pilao K
Thanda Ho Jaun…;-p

 

Allah Ki Rehmat Hoty Hen Wo Mehman,
Jo
Sary Biscuits Aur
Samosay Kha K Nahi Jaty..:-p

Have A Nice Day

 

Jailer: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!

Jailer: Q Hans Rahe ho?

Sardar: Me to Uthta hi Subha 9 Baje Hun…;-p