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Hindi Jokes Funny

Kal Achanak Wi-fi ka Signal Band ho gaya,
Phir kuch chhaanbin karny per
Pata chala k,
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Parosi ny Bill nahi Bhara.
Duniyan me bhi kese kese
Kangal aur Ghair-Zimmedar Log Rehty Hen.
Poora Din Kharab ho gaya Yaar..;-p

 

Duniya Me 2 Network Sab Se
Fast Hen..

1- Email,
,
,
,
2- Female..;-p

Ek Minute Me Baat
Idhar Ki Udhar..:)

 

Totla SMS..:)

Thalaam

Ye 1 Aita SMS Hai Jo
Athay Bhaly Intan to
Totla Tal Deta Hai.
Aap Laath Totish talo
pil be Aap aithay hi Palo de
totla ban te..

Hanto Mat Padal..;-p

 

Zindagi ki Race me agar 1st Aana chahte ho to,
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Uska Ek hi Secret hai
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Kisi ko Batana Mat plz,
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Akele Bhago,,
Hamesha 1st Hi Aaoge..;-p

Hahaha

 

Kaan Main Ek Suraakh To Pehle He Hota Hai.

Larkiyan Khud se 3,4 Aur Bhi Karwa Leti Hain.

Aur

Suntin Woh Phir Bhi Kisi Ki Nahin. 🙂

 

Hindi Jokes Funny

Spiderman
Batman
sabne apne suit ko phek diya, Kyoki
Jaab unhone dekha
K

In South Indian Movies
1 Mukka me 10 Gunde dher
1 Kick me 20 Gunde dher

Hero ki 1 pair ki dhamak se 20-30 Scorpio palat jate hen

200-300 Mustande Gunde 2-3 second dhool chatne lagte hen

Hero Gunde ki Pitai-Dhulai ese karta hai
Jese Dhobi Ghaat par kapry dhulty hen….;-p

 

Ek Bewafa
Ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAAM Utha Liya
.
.
Phir Lagaya Bread Pe
Aur fatafat
Kha liya.

Moral:
Sare AASHIQ Sharabi NaHI HOTE.
KUCH BHUKE BHI HOTE HEN…:-)

Happy Sunday

 

Friday is like Dating,

Saturday is like Marriage;

Sunday is like Honeymoon;

And

Monday to Thursday is like Married Life…;-p

 

1 Kanjus Hath me Chaku se cut maar rha tha

Bivi: Kiya ker rahe ho?

Kanjus: DETTOL ki shishi Toot gyi h

Aise hi thori waste hony dengy,
Tu b Ungli kaat le…;-p

 

Us Ny Mujhy Raat Ko Qabrustan me
Akela Chorr Diya Ye Keh Ker,,

Faraz,,

Jab Piyar Kiya To Darna Kiya..

(,”)/
<)(‘ Dekh Yaar,
Piyar Kerta Hun,

Kaala Jadu Thori..;-(

 

Hindi Jokes Funny

Pakistani Mard Sab Se Ziyada Maafi Kis Se Mangty Hen??

Nahi Pata..?

Ans:
“Faqeeron Se”
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.
Aur Aap Kiya Samjhy
Bivi Se??

Wese Aap Bhi Apni Jaga Theek Ho Yaar..;-p

 

2 Amriki Scientist Pakistan Aye.

Aur Us Waqt Be-Hosh Ho Gaye,

Jab Unhen Pata Chala K,
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,
,
,

CHAPPAL Ulti Pari Hony Se

Ghar Me Laraai Ho Jati Hai…;-p

 

ab Tak Dil-e-Khush Feham Ko Tujh Se Hen Umeeden,,

Ye Aakhri Shamen Bhi Bujhany K Liye Aa..!
,
,
,
Tashreeh..

Is Sher Me Shaayar
Dheet Ban Ker
Phir Match Dekhny Beth Gaya Hai..;-p