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Question: Mard ziyada Sharif hoty hen Ya Aurten?

Ans: Mard ziyada Sharif hoty hen,
Kyun k Mardo Me,
Umar Sharif,
Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
Hamza Sharif.

Jab K
Aurton Me
Sirf

Babra Sharif..;-p

 

Child 2 Dentist..!

Kiya Dard k baghair bhi Daant nikaly ja saktay hen?

Doctor: Nahi

Child: Ager Me nikal k dikhaun?

Doctor: Nikaloo

Child: He he he he he he

 

1st Man : Yaar ye “Aaho” kon log bolty hen?

2nd Man : Bhai ye hi jo Paindu Log hoty hen Wo Bolty hen.

1st Man: Acha Aap Parhy likhy hen?

2nd Man : Aaho…;-p

Hahaha

 

Hindi Jokes Funny

Mohabbat 2 Roohon Ki
Na Khatam Hony Wali
Baahami Perwaaz Hai,
,
,
,
,
,
,

Aur Is Perwaaz Ko
Ammi Ki Chappal Hi Zameen Per La Sakti Hai…;-p:)

 

Doctor: Mrs.Sheena Good News 4 U
.
.
Girl: What do U Mean by Mrs?
I’m Miss Sheena
.
.
.
Doctor: Miss Sheena,
Bad News 4 U..

Jo Samajh gaya,
Thoko Like,
Baki Pogo dekho Pogo Bhai..;-p:)

Hahaha

 

Doctor To Young Girl: Kiya Khaya Tha??

Girl: I eat Burger, Coke, French Fries & Pizza.

Doctor Ghusse Se:
Ye Facebook Nahi Hai Sahi Batao??

Girl: Ji “TINDAY AALOO”…;-p

Hahaha

 

Doctor: Aap ki Beemari ka Andaza lagana Mushkil hai,

Shayad ye Nashay ki waja se hai,

Mareez: Theek hai,
Me Us Waqt Aunga jab Aap Nashay me nahi hongy..;-p

 

Hindi Jokes Funny

Kuch Rishtay

Naswaar Ki Tarha Hoty Hen,,

Thori Si Ziyada Rakh Lo To
,
Sar Per Charh Jaty Hen…;-p

 

 

Aaj Me Mobile K Baghair
Washroom Gaya
To Pata Chala
k Wahan,
,
,
,
,

82 Tiles
Lagi Hui Hen…;-p

Hahaha

 

 

Lion: Wo Log Kon Hen Jo Call Ya SMS Nahi Kerty ?
,
,
,
Lomri:
Ye Wo Log Hen Jo
Miss Call K Baad Bhi
Apna Balance Check Kerty Hen..:-p

Hahaha

 

Kese Mumkin Tha Kisi Aur DAWA Se Ilaaj,,

Ishq Ka DARD Tha Ammi ki Chappal Se Hi Aram Aya..;-)

<(“,)
*((>* Uooeee
_<<, Ammi Aahista
Aashiq Hun,
Laal Baig Nahi…;-p

 

Kabhi Kabhi Merey Dil me Khayal Aata hai,

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Hahaha
Khayal Dhoond rahay ho ?

Aaj nahi Aaya,
Kabhi Kabhi aata hai…;-p

 

Zindagi me Sirf PAANA hi
Sab kuch Nahi hota,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Us ke sath Hathori, Pilaas,
or Pech-kas bhi
Hone Chahiye …;-p

Hahaha

 

Cat: Tum Kitny Saal k Ho?

Elephant: 5 Saal Ka.

Cat: Tum Itnay Baray kese ho gaye?

Elephant: NIDO Pita Hun. Behtreen Nashonuma ki 10 Khubiyon Wala.
Aur Tumhari Umar Kiya Hai?

Cat: 30 Saal.

Elephant: Tum Itni Choti Q Ho?

Cat: Ponds Cream Lagati Hun.
Barhti Umar Jese Tham Si Gai Hai..;-p

Hahaha