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Funny Non Veg Jokes

Larky Waly: Hamen Aisi Larki Chahiye,
Jo Ziyada Khati Piti Na Ho,
Chup Chap Sab ki Suny Aur
Ziyada Baat Na Kery..

Larki Waly: Janab! Aisi Larki to
Aap ko ICU me Hi Mily Gi…;-p

 

1st Dost: Dekh Yaar, Wo Larki Meri Taraf Dekh ker
Kese Smile Ker Rahi Hai?
?

2nd Dost: Ye to Kuch Bhi Nahi Yaar,
Me ny Jab Pehli Baar Tum ko Dekha Tha to
Qasam se 4 Din Tak Meri Hansi hi Nahi Control Hui Thi..:-p

 

Me Sirf 2 Logon se hi Piyar kerta hun..

Ek Meri MAA, Jis ny Mujhy Janam Diya..

Aur

Dusri Wo Pagal, Jis ny Mere Liye Janam Liya..:-p

Mere Sapno ki Rani Kab Aaye Gi Tu?..:-)

 

Funny Non Veg Jokes

Uncle: Ek to Ye Nai Nasal ka Pata Nahi Chalta k
Kis Taraf Ja rahi Hai?

Munna: Pata Nahi Uncle,
Me to “Dahi” Leny Ja Raha Hun…;p

 

Hamari Qoum Bhi Nirali Hai,

Vote to Dakuon ko Deti Hai,

Aur

Insaaf “Gen: Raheel” se Mangti Hai..:-D

 

Kisi Ko Railway Line Per Leta Dekho to

Ye Samajh Nahi aata k

Wo “KhudKushi” Kerny Laga Hai,

Ya

Apni “Profile Pic” K Liye
Pose De Raha Hai…;-p

 

Dost: Girlfriend Na Hony Ka Sab se Bara Faaida Kiya Hai?

2nd Dost: 50 Rupay Ka Balance Bhi
Puray Mahinay Tak Chalta Hai…:-)

 

Baap: Tumhary Sab Papers me Achay Number Aaye Hen,
Lekin English me Q Fail ho gaye??

Beta: Chutti Per Gaya Tha Papa

Baap Ghusse Se: Tum Paper Waly Din Kahan Gaye thy?
Us Din Me Khud Tum Ko School Chorr Ker Aya Tha.

Beta: Me Nahi, Mere Agaye Wala Chutti Per Tha Papa..:-)

Hahaha

 

Ek Survey K Mutabik,

Pakistan me 5%
Mehboobaen,
Biviyan Ban Jati Hen.

Jab k,

Baqi 95%
Facebook aur Twitter
Ka Password Ban Jati Hen…:-p

Hehehe

 

Aadmi Machar se: Din me Q Kaat rahy Ho?

?

Machar: Sahab, Over Time Ker Raha Hun,
Maa Baap Beemar hen,
Ghar me Jawan Behan Hai,
aur
Larky Walon ny
Jahaiz me 1 Liter Khoon Manga Hai..:-)

Hahaha

 

Insan Itna Bura Bhi Nahi Hota,

Jitna Shanakhti Card me Nazar Ata Hai..

Aur

Itna Acha Bhi Nahi Hota,

Jitna Facebook Per Nazar Ata Hai..;-)

 

Funny Non Veg Jokes

Sheikh Bachy ko le ker Naai ki Dukan per Gaya.

Sheikh ny Baal Banwaye, Shave kerwai aur Naai se Kaha:

“Tum Bachy k Baal Kato, Me Sabzi Le ker Ata Hun”

Naai ny Bachy k Baal Kaat diye Magar Sheikh Wapas nahi aya.

Kafi Dair Guzar Gai to Bachy se Pucha:
Beta Tumhary abbu Kahan Chaly Gaye??

Bacha: Wo Mere Abbu to Nahi Thy Uncle.

Naai: To Phir Wo Kon Thy?

Bacha: Pata Nahi, Me to Gali me Khel Raha Tha,
Wo Uncle Aye aur Bole:

“Aao Me Tumhary Baal Muft Me Katwa Dun”…;-p

Naai BeHosh.:)

 

Funny Non Veg Jokes

Salman Khan Shadi k liye Larki Dekhny Gaya.

Usay Dekh ker Larki ki Maa BeHosh ho gai.

Hosh Any per Us se Pucha: Kiya Huwa?

Maa Boli: 22 Saal pehly Ye Larka Mujh Bhi Dekhny Aya Tha..;-p

Hahaha