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Funny Non Veg Jokes

Pakistani Style…

Marny Se Dar Nahi lagta Sahab,,

Namaloom Afrad se Lagta Hai..:-p

 

Duniya Bhar k Scientist Pareshan hen k,,

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Pakistani Quom
Motor Cycle Hila ker
Tanky Me Petrol
Ki Miqdar ka Andaza Kese Laga Leti hai…;-p:-)

 

Munna Dukandar se: Choohy Marny Wali Dawai de do.

Dukandar: Ghar le ker Jani hai??

Munna Ghusse se: Nahi,
Shadi Hall Le ker Jani Hai,
Aaj Choohon ki Dawat Hai..;-)

 

Pagal Dentist se: Kiya Dard k Baghair Daant Nikal Lete Ho?

Doctor: Nahi

Pagal: Me Nikal Leta hun

Dr: Wo kese?

Pagal: He He He He Heee..;-)

 

Wafa se ‘Piyar” Mat Kerna,

Be-Mout Maray Jao Gy,
Faraz,,

QK

“Wafa”

“Altaf Bhai” ki Brti Ka Naam Hai..;-p

Hahaha

 

Chaand Bhi Kiya Ajeeb Cheez Hai,
,
Zaalim,,

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Jis Me,

Bachpan me Mamu Aur
Jawani me Janu
Nazar Ata Hai..;-p

 

Ek Aadmi Ki Tang Toot gai,

Wo Hospital Gaya to

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,
Wahan Dusray Aadmi ki
Dono Tangen Tooti Dekh Ker Bola:

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“Kiya Aap Ki 2 Biviyan Hen”..;-):-p

 

Ek Molvi se Kisi ny Pucha: Aap “Halwa Khaen gy Ya Murghi”?

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Molvi:
“Allah Tujhy Aise Hi Pareshan kary,
Jese Tu Ny Mujhy Pareshani Me Daal Diya Hai”…;-p

 

Funny Non Veg Jokes

Chor Ki Bivi: Ghar Me Raashan Khatam Ho Gaya hai,
Le Aao.

Chor (Ghusse se): Le ata hun,
Pehly Dukanen to Band ho Jany do…;-p

Hahaha

 

Sad Story..

Usay Pehli Baar Me ny Apny Dost ki Shadi me Dekha Tha,
Wo Mere Samny se Kafi dafa Guzri Thi,
Wo Baar Baar Mujhy Sar se Paaun tak dekh rahi thi,
Shayad Me Usay Pehli Nazar me Acha Laga
Aur Wo bhi Mujhy Bohat Achi Lagi.

Me Moqa Dekh ker Us k Paas Gaya
Aur Ahista se Pucha:
“Ji Fermaiye”?

Us ny Shermaty Huwe Kaha:

“Bhai Aap ny Shalwar Ulti Pehni Hui Hai”…:-0;-p

 

Mom: Beta Aap Q Ro Rahy Ho?

Beta: Mama, Aaj Papa ny Mujhy Kiss nahi di.

Mom: Aap ny Papa ko Tables Nahi Sunaye hon gy na?

Beta: To Nokrani ko Kon Sa Table Aaty Hen…;-p:)

 

Million Dollar Truth..!

Wife Is CUTE,
When She Is MUTE..

And

Husband Is HONEY,
When He Gives MONEY..;-p

 

Kuch Log Jitna Marzi Khaen,
Motay Nahi Hoty,,

Aur Ek Hum Hen,
Online Pizza ki koi Photo Bhi Like ker den to
,
1 Kilo Wazan Barh Jata Hai…;-p