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Funny Non Veg Jokes

Generation Gap..!

I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or A Blackberry.

He Replied:

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Kinnu da Season ay Puttar,
Kinnu Kha Kinnu..;-p

 

1st Friend: Aaj Me ny teri Bivi ko Nahaty Huwe Dekha.

2nd friend: Kuttay Kaminay, Me tera Khoon Pi Jaun ga:-)

1st: Beghairat,
Me Nehar per Naha Raha tha,
Bhabhi Car me Ja Rahi thi..:-p

 

Altaf Bhai London me
Shopping ker k Jany lagy to
Dukandar ny Kaha:

“Bhai, Paisay?”

Altaf Bhai Dukandar ka Kandha daba k Boly:

“Pagal, Tujh se Thori Lunga”..;-p

 

Funny Non Veg Jokes

Ek Shakhs ny kisi Buzurg se Poocha:
Siyasatdano ko Kese Chuna Jaye??

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Buzurg: Bilkul Wese Hi Jese,
Jese Akber Badshah ny
Anaar Kali Ko Chuna Tha,
“Deewaar Me”..;-p:)

 

Ek Martaba Ek Badshah ny Khushi me
Sab Qaidi Reha ker diye.

Un Qaidiyon me Ek Qaidi ko Dekha
Jo Intehaai Buzurg Tha.

Badshah: Tum Kab se Qaid Ho??

Buzurg: Aap k Abba k Daur se..

Badshah ki Aankhon me Aansu agaye,
Aur Kaha:

Isko Dobara Qaid Kero,
Ye Abba Ki Nishani hai..;-p:)

Hahaha

 

Larkiyan Zindagi k Her Morr per Darti hen,

Akeli hon to Sunsan Rahon ka Dar,

Bheer me Hon to Logon ka Dar,

Bachpan me Walden ka Dar,

Jawan hon to Bhaiyyon ka Dar..

Wo Darti hen Aur Tab Tak Darti Hen,
Jab Tak Unhen Koi Jeewan Sathi Nahi Mil Jata..

Aur Yehi Wo Shakhs Hota hai,

Jis se Wo Sab Badla Leti Hen…;-p:)

 

My Wallet Is Like An Onion,
Whenever I Open It,

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It Makes Me Cry..;-)

(William Kangla)

 

Ek Dehati Kisi Muqadmay me Adalat me Pesh Hua
Aur Bayan Deny Laga.

Judge: Tumhari Baten Meri Samajh me Nahi arahi,
Behtar hai k Tum Koi Acha sa Wakeel ker lo..

Dehati Sadgi se: Janab Wakeel to Aap ko Kerna Chahiye,
Jin ko Meri Baten Samajh nahi Arahi..:-p