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Funny Non Veg Jokes

Kehty hen k Ek Larki k Parhny se Sara Ghar
TaleemYafta ho jata Hai,

Lekin,

Us Larki k College jany se
jo 10 Larky Fail ho jaty hen,

Us ka Zimmedar Kon Hai..;-p

 

Meera: Oh God! Circles are coming in My Head,
Give Me a Bullet.

Noker: Kiya Matlab Madam?

Meera: Uff U Pandoos,
Mere Sir me Chakkar arahy hen,
Koi Goli(Dawa) De Do..;-p

 

Beti: Maa, Gaaun me Fauji Aye hen.

Maa: Ander aja, Inki Niyat Bohat Kharab hoti hai.

Beti: Maa, Fauji Pakistani Hen.

Maa: To Phir Bakri ko bhi Ander Le Aa…:-p

 

OX: Kiya Bolti tu.
Cow: Kiya Me Bolun?

Ox: Sun.
Cow: Suna.

Ox: Chalti kiya Ghaushala.
Cow: Kiya Kerun Aky me Ghaushala?

Ox: Mundi Hilaengy,
Ghaas Chabaengy,
Gober Felaengy Or Kiya?…;-p

 

Munna Bhai: Aye Circuit, Ye Bagla Ek Taang Utha k kaeko Sota hai??

Circuit: Simple Bhai,
Bole to Agar Bagla Dusri Taang bhi Utha le ga to
Gir Jaye ga…;-p

 

Munna Bhai: Yaar Circuit, Apun ko Ek Nurse se Piyar hogyla hai.
Love Letter me Kiya Likhun??

Circuit: Simple Bhai, Likhny ka
“DEAR SISTER
I LOVE U
MUNNA BHAI”…:-p

 

Funny Non Veg Jokes

Munna Bhai: American Rastrapati sala Kahan Rehta Hai?

Circuit: Dhobi Ghaat pe.

Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat Bole to..

Circuit: Bhai English me Isko Washington Kehty hen…;-p

 

Munna Bhai: Abay Circuit! Ye Doctor Log Operation se Pehly
Patient ko Behosh Q Kerty hen??

Circuit: Bhai, Bole to Patient Operation Seekh Gaya
to Doctor Logon ki to
Watt Lag Jaye Gi..;-p

 

Bihari Babu: Aray O Doctor,
Kesi Nasbandi kiye ho Hamri,
Bivi fir se Maa banny Wali Hai..

Doctor: Burbak, Hum Nasbandi tuhaar Kiye hen,
Poore Bihaar ki Naahi..;-p

 

Amma : Doctor Sahab, Mera beta Bike se Gir Gaya.

Doctor: I Don’t Know hindi, Plz Tell me in Eng.

Amma: My Londa gironda from Hero Honda,
Broken Haddi Ker de Patti..;-p

 

Sahafi: Saaen Aap ny Sindhiyon ko Ajrak aur Sindhi Topi k Siwa Aur Kiya Diya Hai??

?

Qaim Ali Shah:

Hum ny Sindhiyon ko Kabhi na Merny Wala Bhutto Bhi To Diya Hai,
Wo Aap Ko nazar Nahi Ata..;-p

 

Super Store ny Naya Salesman Rakha.

Boss new Salesman se Milny Gaya to
Wo Ek Customer ko Fishing rod Bech raha Tha.

Boss Door Khara Dealing Dekhny Laga.

Us ny Fishing Rod Bech di.
Customer: Kitny Rupay?

S.Man: 1200
Phir Us ny Customer k Shoes Dekhy.
“Itny Mehngy Shoes Pehan k Aap Fishing Karen Gy?
Sports Shoes len”
Wo bhi Bech diye.

Phir Kaha: Dhoop me Bethna Paray Ga.
Cap bech di.

Machli Pakarny k Liye kafi Wait Kerna pary ga,
Biscuits, Chips Bech Diye.
Total= 5000/-

Boss khushi se Bola: Wo Fishing Rod Leny Aya,
Aur Tum ny Itna Kuch bech Diya.

S.Man: Sir Wo Admi to
“Always” Leny Aya Tha,
Me ny Kaha 7 Din
Tu Ghar per Kiya Kare Ga?
Ja Machliyan Pakar…;-p:)