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Funny Non Veg Jokes

1997 Ki Larkiyan Kehti thin:
“Agar Tum Mil Jao,
Zamana Chor Dengy Hum”
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Aur

2016 Ki larkiyan Kehti Hen:
“Agar Tum Mil Jao,
Purana Chor Dengy Hum”..:-p

Isi Liye Kehty Hen,
,
,
Jab Tak Larki Kanwari Hai,
Na Tumhari Hai,
Na Hamari Hai,

Bas Ye Hi Samjho k
Sarkari Hai..:-)

 

Larki: Mardon Ki Bewafai Se Tang A Kar Dil Karta Hai K Kisi Kutay Say Shadi Kar Loon.
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Larka: Ye Tajarba Be Nazeer Ne Bhi Kiya Tha.Aaj Natija Pura Pakistan Bhugat Raha Hai..:-)

 

Height Of KaminaPan..!

A Boy Listening To Extremely Sad Song and Thinking,,
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,
,
,

Kon Si Wali Ko Yaad Kerun Yaar..;

 

Najumi: Tumhari Zindagi me 14 Larkiyan Aaen gi.

Larka Khush ho ker: Wah Kiya Baat Hai.

Najumi: Ziyada Khush mat ho,
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,
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Un 14 Larkiyon me se
13 Tumhari Betiyan
Aur Ek Bivi ho gi..;-p

Ab Bolo Wah Wah..:)

 

Duniya me Un hi Logon ka

Sar Ooncha Rehta hai,

Jin ke Pass,
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Whatsapp Nahi Hai..;-p

 

Judge: Tum ny Shop se Haar Q Churaya??

Chor: Janab Me Wahan se Guzar raha tha,
Shop per Likha Tha,
,
“Aisa Sunehri Moqa Phir Nahi Aye Ga”…;-p

 

Aurten Shadi k Baad Anghuthiyan Aur Zevar pehanti hen.
Ta K,
,
Pata Chal Saky k Wo
Shadi Shuda hen..

Jab K,
Mard Hazrat ko Is ki Zarurat hi Nahi Parti,,

Un ki Shakal se Hi Pata Chal Jata Hai..;-p:)

 

Beta Apny Doctor Baap se:
“Abba Me Ny Aap k Bohat Purany Mareez Raja Sahab ka
Ilaaj ker k un ko Theek ker diya Hai”

Baap Ghusse se: Tera Bera Gharq,
Abay Usi k Paison se to Me ny
Tum Behan Bhaiyon Ko Doctor Banaya Tha..:-p

 

Ek Larka Jim Gaya Aur
Coach se Pucha:
“Me Apni Girlfriend ko Impress kerna Chahta Hun,
Mujhy Kon si machine Istemal kerni chahiye?”

Coach: ATM Machine..:-p

 

Funny Non Veg Jokes

Doctors Operation k Baad
Aur
Students Papers k Baad
Ek hi Jumla Bolty Hen..

“Kuch Keh Nahi Sakty, Bas Dua Kerna”..:-)

 

Pakistani Media Indian Prime Minister Modi se:

“Aap Pakistan Q Aye”??

Modi: Yaar Aap Logon ny Bola Tha,
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Mujhy Dushman k Bachon ko Parhana Hai,
,
,
Wo hi Puchny Aya Tha K
Admission Kab Shuroo hongy..:-p:)

 

Mazaaq ki Bhi Koi Hadd Hoti Hai,

Faraz,,

Me Girlfriend k Sath Road per Ja raha Tha k

Dost Samny Aaker Bola:
“Kal Wali Ziyada Achi Thi.;-p”

(,”)/
<)(‘ Kamina
_//_ Akele Me Bata Deta.:-(